The Original Agahnim's definitions
The Olympics are just games, so at the end of the day, if you're an athlete, hopefully you do what you want to do no matter what, from winning a medal to having a good time and not winning anything at all. It's not about what other people want you to do, since they are not there. What makes people happy and doing what they love isn't being lost, being lost is not having found something you love to be doing.
The Olympics are games, and people sometimes turn them into something beyond human. Life is not a comic book.
by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021
Get the Olympicsmug. Not everybody needed the kind of respect/attention the respect needy guy/girl expected on a daily basis. Some people didn't really even want the added attention they were drawing to other people around them to get their bullshit sense of entitlement to other people's respect.
by The Original Agahnim June 2, 2021
Get the Respectmug. A cynical industry where you hear the same kinds of stories and lines over and over to the point that it's a joke that isn't funny (the false hope and optimism sky is going to fall again tomorrow industry).
Person that survived storm- As long as nobody gets hurt, I don't care if I lose everything else.
Grief/tragedy/sympathy/hope industry Reporter- That sounds convincing.
5 years later after recovering from loss of loved one the person gets to thinking and it hits them- As horrible as it makes me sound, too horrible to put on TV, though nothing will hit as hard as me losing a loved one or an animal, I really do miss that couch and TV, even if I got another one. It sounds inhuman of me, and yet deep down anyone else would miss their shit at times if they lost it, even if they didn't tell anyone that they did. If they didn't miss their shit, they wouldn't get a house to put it in, but if they did get a house and wouldn't miss their shit, they'd live in an empty house, since nothing would be sacred there. If people are being honest with themselves and true to life, they also miss material things even if they miss the living things more.
Grief/tragedy/sympathy/hope industry Reporter- That sounds convincing.
5 years later after recovering from loss of loved one the person gets to thinking and it hits them- As horrible as it makes me sound, too horrible to put on TV, though nothing will hit as hard as me losing a loved one or an animal, I really do miss that couch and TV, even if I got another one. It sounds inhuman of me, and yet deep down anyone else would miss their shit at times if they lost it, even if they didn't tell anyone that they did. If they didn't miss their shit, they wouldn't get a house to put it in, but if they did get a house and wouldn't miss their shit, they'd live in an empty house, since nothing would be sacred there. If people are being honest with themselves and true to life, they also miss material things even if they miss the living things more.
by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021
Get the Grief/tragedy/sympathy/hope industrymug. The funny/suspicious Indian guy had a few things on his bucket list-
1) Go skydiving.
2)Finish a Nascar race going the wrong way the full race.
3) Wrestle Darryl Stingley (an item he had to remove from the list in 2007 before he got to do it).
1) Go skydiving.
2)Finish a Nascar race going the wrong way the full race.
3) Wrestle Darryl Stingley (an item he had to remove from the list in 2007 before he got to do it).
Kid- Hey mister, wanna wrestle? I always wanted to try you.
Darryl Stingley- Not today. Really my wrestling future isn't looking bright tomorrow or after tommorrow either kid, don't add it to your bucket list.
Darryl Stingley- Not today. Really my wrestling future isn't looking bright tomorrow or after tommorrow either kid, don't add it to your bucket list.
by The Original Agahnim June 22, 2021
Get the Bucket listmug. Mauricio Gucci most likely wouldn't take his eyes off Patrizia Reggiani when she walked through a room not because she wore the pants in their relationship, but because he subconsciously didn't trust her, whether he was aware of it consciously or not.
Patrizia Reggiani seems like the kind of person desperate to prove to everyone around her that she is strong and not weak, fun/exciting/colorful and not plain, hardworking and not spoiled, responsible and not careless, serious and not silly, and so on. Mauricio Gucci saw through her like the rest of his family, he just didn't pay enough attention to exactly what his subconscious was telling him about her.
by The Original Agahnim January 7, 2022
Get the Mauricio Guccimug. His head didn't come clean off his shoulders like Red Smitty's did, but he did mess his pants right in front of all the ladies watching when he was hanged.
by The Original Agahnim July 5, 2021
Get the Hangedmug. Because the outsider girl had had a free pass for so long, if not always, she didn't think she was a guest in another town, as not all guests are welcome. She thought she owned the place.
by The Original Agahnim August 4, 2021
Get the Free passmug.