Disappointed that his only daughter was a weak, nerdy momma's girl as a kid, her father took her to karate classes so that she could get her revenge on her siblings and the rest of the world when she grew up.
by The Original Agahnim November 08, 2021
No matter what some people want you to think, out with the old and in with the new doesn't actually get rid of the old shit. If ever you do make a new friend, you don't get rid of or replace your old friends with the new friend or friends unless you were a born a fool, no matter how long ago it was you were born.
The new school shit isn't better than the old shit. Buzz Lightyear wasn't better than Andy's other toys, his ego made him think that he was.
by The Original Agahnim November 21, 2021
One of the Romani people.
The real gypsies often did know of hardship the poseur claiming to be a gypsy soul knew nothing of, and they didn't live the dorky carefree life she thought was the gypsy life (because it was the life she knew from her own experience), but really all she could see in other people was herself, because she was a narcissist.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
The god/goddess was as gender fluid as the people that created them in their heads along with heaven and hell.
by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021
Someone a female thought had tons of potential to be a handsome knight in shining armor or a budding genius, but he turned out to be an ugly, imperfect, hateful, impotent, short-dicked retard in tin foil.
by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021
A cult of people that have yoga in common, the more difficult poses they can do, the higher they rise in the cult's hierarchy.
by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
Tonya Harding didn't seem like a physically fragile person on the outside, and she took advantage of the weaknesses, insecurities, and fears of others to keep a tough image going, but her heart was made of glass and couldn't take rejection (especially not by the opposite sex, as the person she hated most wasn't of her own sex) because it was soft. A person can change their exterior to where they look tougher than they were as a kid, but you can't change what is in a person's heart.
Tonya Harding seems too tough to be true because when you look at the whole person and get past the don't underestimate her physically bullshit (which most people don't underestimate her) , she really is. She lives like a coward, and always has.
by The Original Agahnim June 08, 2021