The Original Agahnim's definitions
Darryl, if you paid Jack Tatum to put you in that wheelchair to get with Mary, you should know that Mary was always a Niners fan. It would never work out between her and a Patriots wide receiver. There's something about Mary, isn't there?
by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021
Get the There's something about Marymug. A more popular thing to do on TV than saying what was really going through your mind at the time to make yourself sound more human to your audience.
Armed Civilian- I knew if I said I shot that no good, thieving, bluegum nigger for being in the wrong place at the right time on TV that I would get beat up or possibly killed (or stabbed in such a way that it wasn't fatal) as soon as I got back to my jail cell so I said I thought he was robbing the empty house at the construction site down the street and planned on breaking down and crying nstead, that seemed like a smarter, more humane thing to do to me (even though my humane side wasn't there with me that day, my racist alter ego was the only one home).
by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021
Get the Breaking downmug. Everybody's enemy.
The female version of Jim Jones told her congregation where the house of the scapegoat was, in case they wanted to come for him.
by The Original Agahnim November 8, 2021
Get the Scapegoatmug. Someone that tries to make themself look colorful to many people because they are actually as dull as it gets when nobody is around.
The girl was a plain instigator and tried to be bossy with people when nobody was around, but tried to make herself look colorful and put upon/subserviant when there was a broad audience.
by The Original Agahnim July 12, 2021
Get the Plainmug. An enemy of a secret powerful cult, that one or few people that the cult calls the enemy or scapegoat.
He was the cult enemy of her yoga cult, and she claimed that they all had to be sub serviant to him and call him sir or boss.
by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021
Get the cult enemymug. No cases reported at a lab doesn't mean there were no cases there. No evidence of a cover up isn't the same as no cover up took place.
What is reported is not always the same as what happened (and is often not at all what really happened), and if you've ever seen a police report, you know that it's often full of bullshit.
by The Original Agahnim June 10, 2021
Get the Reportedmug. Something that causes a female act tougher than the people around her, even if she's from somewhere like Orange County or West Palm Beach, Florida.
Her Napoleonette syndrome was made her as cocky as she was, always wanting to fight or be argumentative and trying to turn everyone else into the way she was.
by The Original Agahnim September 5, 2021
Get the Napoleonette syndromemug.