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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

A place that doesn't show up on any map but the synaptic map of a fruitcake.
Where is Udaho Charly?
Udaho by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021
The state with the largest population of antimormons.
For the original female antimormon settlers that founded the religion, Udaho was the place to be.
Udaho by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021

Antimormon 

A female with 30 fuckin husbands.
You wouldn't think any guy would want to be with a female that had 30 husbands, but somehow she stayed married to all of them, like moths to the flame of an antimormon.
Antimormon by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021

Mormon harem 

Mormons worship sea lions as gods, so trying to make themselves closer to god's image, a male Mormon will marry about 30 people at the same time.
The Mormon harem didn't have any guys or midgets in it, you would think that to a guy that tried to fuck as many people as Wilt Chamberlain, marrying just females would get old after about the 27th or 28th wife, but not for him.
Mormon harem by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021
There is no healing, so there are no healers.
She thought she was the true messiah, a healer, and that anybody that questioned her belief was a hater or a witch hunter. People just thought she should get treated the same as any guy that did the same thing.
Healer by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021
There is no healing, so there are no healers.
She believed she was the messiah, and that anyone that questioned her beliefs about being a healer was a hater.
Healer by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021

Bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop

Some females would wear a bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around their head while juggling chainsaws and playing an accordian to keep from getting ignored.
The one that came in wasted with the bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around her head got mad when they wouldn't give her the chainsaws to juggle since they didn't want to be responsible for her injuries if she fucked up.