Girls- Ewww, DJ Chalkboard Alex is here tonight, what an unpleasant suprise. Let's go somewhere else.
Guys- Well, the girls are gone, so are we. For some reason, our lives revolve around what females are doing, so like a herd of livestock, we will go where they go, since that is where the tits will be.
Guys- Well, the girls are gone, so are we. For some reason, our lives revolve around what females are doing, so like a herd of livestock, we will go where they go, since that is where the tits will be.
by The Original Agahnim May 31, 2021
Get the DJ Chalkboard Alex mug.Cam Newton thinks he is over the hill because of his profession, but he's too young for retirement. His best years don't look like they're ahead of him, but he won't know if he retires, and if football is what he loves to do for a living, why would he?
Cam Newton seems to lose focus and determination more than he did in his 20's, at times he doesn't seem like the same guy he was even though he is.
by The Original Agahnim January 09, 2022
Get the Cam Newton mug.Someone under the guise of an informer that doesn't inform, but rather misinforms the people close to them.
The misinformer girl was trying to get the governor to step aside of her path to power, and would say or do anything, and would get rid of anyone that blocked her from the power she thought she was owed/deserved.
by The Original Agahnim August 03, 2021
Get the Misinformer mug.The actor/singer/celebrity that could be the little brother or sister of anyone with a little brother or sister, since this person actually was somebody's little brother or sister growing up.
If the singer/actor thought his/her boy/girl next door image was bad, he/she could have always got stuck with the America's little brother/sister image of the other actor/singer/pop star.
by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021
Get the America's little brother/sister mug.Someone that lives in a bubble of (false) boundless optimism and hope or a Disneyfied fantasy world all year except Christmas for some reason. Their instinct to defend themself and look grown up kicks in at Christmas (even if it seems negative to others), and all of a sudden they're not a kid anymore, they're a big boy/girl. Yet somehow, they're still trying to call someone else the scrooge even if they are the ones putting the most effort into sucking the life out of people and the holiday season around the holiday season.
The pretentious piece of shit sent kids to Christmas carol at the front doors of strangers not because she actually enjoyed Christmas carols herself, but just to fuck with people's heads. She was the kind of person that would use other people's kids to walk all over people for her, even during Christmas, then wondered why everybody seemed like Scrooge.
by The Original Agahnim December 16, 2021
Get the Pretentious mug.The sheriff had seen enough, and started to smack the cowpuncher around and ask him how he liked it. What kind of a coward beats the shit out of livestock?
by The Original Agahnim June 01, 2021
Get the Cowpuncher mug.Jim Jones seemed like a wonderful humanitarian looking to spread hope and egalitarian values like wildfire to the world when viewed through rose colored glasses, since you could ignore any of the things about someone that you didn't want to see, and deny any negative feelings you had about him the same way he would deny any negative feelings he had about anybody else. A guy that kills over 900 people is not without negative feelings, and is not a boundless optimist if you look at the whole person, and not just the positive things that look/sound nice. A guy like that seems like the real cynic, even if he's not outwardly a negative grouch.
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