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The Original Agahnim's definitions

Poseur

Someone that says thank goodness even though they don't believe in goodness.
The poseur didn't believe there was anybody out there who wasn't trying to take advantage of any oppurtunity they could, or try and walk over anybody they could, or that if there was somebody like that, they were doing it for the same reason he/she was, to win or make himself/herself look good/popular (or even outcast if that made him/her popular with other people that had been rejected by others, anything to keep himself/herself from ending up alone). The poseur didn't really believe there was such a thing as goodness, but knew how to manipulate people through organizations such as religious organizations by speaking a language that he/she thought people wanted to hear (such as there are good people out there or the world can change it's heart). The poseur never once thought that the world might not want it's heart changed for it, that the world thought it's heart was good the way it was, the poseur never once thought that because the poseur didn't give a fuck what people thought about anything, but desperately cared what people thought of him/her (despite saying the opposite, that he/she cared about people but not what they thought).
by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021
mugGet the Poseurmug.

Dorks

The plural form of dork.
Those dorks must have thought the dude was a blow up doll, because they keep trying to inflate his ego.
by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021
mugGet the Dorksmug.

Testicular resignation

Another way to say you assume that somebody gave up or got back down on their knees to stay there forever.
The bubbly, mouthy girl thought the guy had testicular resignation or that he got castrated by her when really he was still going and still fighting her, and he wasn't going to stop.
by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
mugGet the Testicular resignationmug.

Ego

The company that makes waffles.
Leggo her ego.
by The Original Agahnim August 16, 2021
mugGet the Egomug.

Boygenius

A band that can't keep their jealousy out of their name.
Line from script of Black Dahlia-

Emmitt Linscomb- Madeleine is my pretty one, but Martha is my certified genius!

To boygenius and females like boygenius- Yesterday the earth was flat and only males were celebrated as geniuses. Today, it turns out the earth is not flat, and both sexes are already celebrated as geniuses, and it isn't a remarkable or new thing. Now you know, so there's no more excuse for your jealousy.
by The Original Agahnim December 12, 2021
mugGet the Boygeniusmug.

Amusement park

A place people at one time had enough common sense to take a bag with their stuuf in without anybody ending up dead, though as with everything, there are always people that want to change that.
There are people that want everything in life to reverse course until it's going the direction they want it to, even if that direction is through a tunnel with a train coming in the opposite direction, and they're claiming that everyone will soon see the light at the end of it that they see (of course they will). An amusement park is a place people would take a bag for sunscreen, cameras, and various other items they would have on them for a day.
by The Original Agahnim September 17, 2021
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Vaccine resistance

Life being made difficult for the ones resisting vaccines might sway more and more people that were tentative about whether to get a vaccine or not, but it won't sway the ones who have already made their minds up.
Vaccine resistance is only vaccine resistance when it's no longer popular or easy to resist getting in line with someone else's agenda. Until then it's just a number of unvaccinated people.
by The Original Agahnim August 2, 2021
mugGet the Vaccine resistancemug.

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