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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Narcissist 

Someone that thinks of themself as a shepard/shepardess, someone people wouldn't make it without.
The bubbly girl thought she single handedly built the skyline of a city she wasn't even originally from, and that people that were originally from that city owed her something for it, because she was a true narcissist. She was always the kind of person quick to talk about somebody else's inflated sense of worth, but couldn't see her own, or her own double standards for what they were. She could see through the rungs of everyone's ladders but her own.

Bureaucrat 

Someone that writes laws, rules, restrictions, guidelines, and mandates.
She thought of him as more of a bureaucrat than a worthy opponent (a warrior like her).

Bureacrat 

Someone that writes laws and rules.
She thought of him as more of a bureacrat than a worthy opponent (a warrior).
Bureacrat by The Original Agahnim October 8, 2021

miserable 

Someone with no joy in their life.
Jordana Belfort- I have nothing to hide. What will it take to get you to look the other way?

Investigator- Are you trying to bribe me?

Jordana Belfort- Get off my boat you miserable prick. As soon as you're gone I'm going to lick some caviar off my husband's nutsack!
miserable by The Original Agahnim October 8, 2021

introvert 

Contrary to the misinformation perpetuated by introverts about introverts, people don't become more introverted at different times in their life, and more extroverted at others. You're either an introvert all the time or you're not, since it's possible for anyone, including introverts, to be outgoing at times (which isn't the same as being an extrovert or becoming one).
An asshole can be nice, but that doesn't change the nature of who he/she is, an asshole doesn't become something else by being nice for a while. It works the same way with an introvert, an introvert doesn't become more introverted or more extroverted at times, the person's nature is always the same.
introvert by The Original Agahnim October 7, 2021
Females with families don't do more chores/work around the house or childcare work than males with families. They just often forget that it takes two parents to raise a kid they both made, because they want complete control over the marriage, and claiming that they do more than half the work (more than 50/50) instead of half the work (50/50) is a good way to gain complete control of the marriage. That way if their husband disagrees they can just become a single mother and get more attention/support/power over their ex husband for it. It's interesting how females in relationships with other females never complain about one spouse doing more of the work than the other, they can both claim to be doing more work than everyone else, and they can both claim to be right always, with nobody there to stand up to them with a disagreement.
In order to know how much work another person is doing, you'd have to be them, and someone can only do that with their imaginations.
Work by The Original Agahnim October 7, 2021

Columbus Day 

Columbus Day and Indigenous people's day is the same day on a calendar. For the Indians, it's Fuck Columbus Day like every other day on the calendar.
Columbus certainly wasn't Santa Claus, so Columbus Day isn't anything like Christmas.