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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Somebody that gets drunk before they type a definition on this site to flex their beer muscles, the same way they get drunk before they start saying what they really want to say to someone when they are sober.
The mouthy girl always had a few drinks before saying some the things she thought were ballsy.
The uber competitive girl was the worst kind of clown, the kind that didn't know she wasn't serious. She thought she was the one straightening people out her whole life, and not the other way around.

Donald Trump 

A guy that still has ADD now.
Donald Trump- Did you see any...?

Donald Trump aide- No, I did not see you in here with your butterfly sir.

Donald Trump 

The guy seemed like he was more focused on the butterfly he was going to pull the wings off later that day than on the coronavirus in one of his speeches about the virus, until another dark thought came into focus a few seconds later. His ADD wouldn't let him stick with the coronavirus.
Donald Trump's sister- You're afraid of my brother.

Manolo (trying not to freak out when he hears the name Donald Trump)- Look, I'm not afraid of anybody all right?

West Virginia thugs 

One of several groups of thugs in the Bone Thugs song Paper Paper that would actually be hard to find in real life, along with the New Mexico thugs, the Wyoming things, the Montana thugs, the North Dakota thugs, and the Maine thugs. It seems more like they looked at map for states that didn't go together before they made the song, though people can see the humor in that. It's hard enough to find a black person in Maine or Wyoming, so they must have a group like AA for thugs to let them know they are not the only thug in their state, a Thugs Anonymous group.
Bone thugs- Where my West Virginia thugs? Are there any of you in the house tonight?

Audience- We've been looking for them too, and so far we haven't found anyone that fit that description.

Noisy one 

The ones to watch.
You watch the quiet one reading the newspaper, I'll watch the noisy one with the gun saying he's/she's going to shoot the one that isn't scared of him/her (though people don't often warn you with words). The scared one is the one that will shoot.

Noisy one 

The ones to watch.
You watch the quiet one reading the book/magazine, and I'll watch the noisy one with the gun that says he's going to shoot down anybody that isn't scared of him/her. Whether people think he's/she's a bitch or not, the loudest one will kill you dead to prove he's/she's not the bitch, and the scared one will be the one to shoot (or cut somebody up).