Definitions by The Original Agahnim

The bachelor

Instead of filming the suits and all the formal shit, the parties, the socializing and the things that make the bachelors in the show look like important, grown up people, they should film the show in the guy's mother's house to show people how uninteresting his life really is in behind the scenes, raw footage.

Females could see why that dude was called the Bachelor after watching the show.

The bachelor by The Original Agahnim July 29, 2021

Ratted 

Ratting somebody out in past tense.

The Astros ratted on the Red Sox who then ratted on the Giants. Now none of these guys are suprised when other guys on their team aren't inviting them in their homes.

Ratted by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021

Trash Cans 

The Houston Astros and Boston Red Sox conspired with the San Francisco Giants to bang on trash cans again, since nobody would expect them to be stupid enough to do that more than once. The more teams that are in on it the merrier, especially if they get caught again, it's not just one team getting caught.

MLB investigators- Are you guys banging on trash cans again?
Houston Astros- We're not not banging on trash cans. Everybody is watching the Olympics, why not?

Trash Cans by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021

Innocent bystander 

There's no such thing as an innocent bystander in real life. People are not animals, and are therefore not innocent in the true sense of the word. Every person thought to be a bystander has done something wrong in their life, and many if not most of them are usually not standing by in a passive manner most of the time, despite the bystander description some people use for them.

There is no such thing as an innocent bystander. To call someone an innocent bystander is to underestimate them.

Innocent bystander by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021

Press 

Putting pressure on someone identified as an "innocent" bystander by the person doing the pressing, often without good cause, reason, or a point to doing it.

If someone wasn't having the police press people, why would they know what time the police usually back off at? It's not something most people would learn from experience, as jobs keep most people from having the luxury of staying up until dawn on a regular basis to learn it that way.

Press by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021

Press 

Putting pressure on someone identified as an "innocent" bystander by the person doing the pressing.

Unless someone was having the police press people, why would they know what time the police back off at? Jobs prevent most people from having the luxury of staying up until dawn on a regular basis, and learning it from experience.

Press by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021

Press 

If someone wasn't having the police press people they identified as "innocent" bystanders, why would anybody know what time the police usually back off at? It's not the kind of thing most people learn from experience, as jobs make it hard for most people to have the luxury of staying up until dawn on a regular basis.

Put pressure on someone, often without a good cause or reason.

Press by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021