Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Grief/tragedy/sympathy guilt trip
News stories that get more and more desperate until people submit into doing anything the media/government/healthcare industry/scientists want them to do.
Last week's grief/tragedy/sympathy guilt trip was a recycled story from the Trump era about a young guy that still thought the coronavirus was a hoax until he ended up in ICU. When that didn't increase vaccination rates, the grief/tragedy/sympathy industry got more desperate and had a guy talking emotionally about how you can save his one year old in Arkansas even if you live halfway across the country by getting in line for a vaccine. Just do what these people say and everyone will be okay, just meet their demands is what the grief/tragedy/sympathy industry is trying to prime people's subconcious with.
Grief/tragedy/sympathy guilt trip by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021
Loophole
Something people say is meant to help you escape from them, when really it's always been them looking for an oppurtunity to escape from you. It's a lot like somebody trying to pay you to walk away, when really they're trying to pay you so that they can.
Nobody was looking for loopholes in the bubbly girl's bullshit rules, laws, or mandates, and they didn't have to because they were never in a deal or contract with her, and therefore had no obligations to her. She really needed to quit fucking with their lives, and that was it.
Loophole by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021
Mini hulk
The American team brought Mini Hulk in a suitcase so they wouldn't have to buy an extra plane ticket, and when they got to the competition, they would say something like Say Hallo to My Little Friend, and out of the suitcase Mini Hulk would climb before snatching up a world weightlifting record.
Mini hulk by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021
Governor Cuomo
He should have just let them impeach him and stayed defiant in office if he really wanted to stay in office. Trump is a clown and he still didn't resign, he didn't let anybody walk over him.
Governor Cuomo isn't a predator, he's just weak under pressure, now someone else has his job, thanks not just to others, but also to himself. He let other people get rid of him by not really taking a stand against anyone.
Governor Cuomo by The Original Agahnim August 10, 2021
Hitler resistance weatherman
The weatherman that gives you the impression there's a firing squad in the room with him, and that they're there to kill him, not fire him.
The Hitler resistance weatherman gave an almost Valkyrie caliber performance the way he kept readjusting himself, you would think the cameraman and a couple other guys were about to take aim and fire. The only thing missing was the guy wasn't as emotional as the actor in Valkyrie, that made the difference between him and Valkyrie.
Hitler resistance weatherman by The Original Agahnim August 10, 2021