Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Reverse man child/girl child 

Someone that is grown on the surface, but is a child and a clown beneath the surface facade.

He just got stole on by the reverse man child/girl child.

Reverse man child/girl child by The Original Agahnim August 12, 2021

Reverse man child/girl child 

Someone that is grown on the surface, but is a child and a clown beneath the surface facade.

The reverse man child/girl child looked and sounded serious, but really he/she took nothing seriousy and held nothing sacred.

Reverse man child/girl child by The Original Agahnim August 12, 2021

Ladder 

A way to elevate yourself.

It turned out others could see through the rungs in the bubbly girl' s ladder as well as she could see through the rungs in anyone else's.

Ladder by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021

Mediocre sex 

Mediocre is kind of like what purgatory would be if there was such a thing as purgatory, it's not the same thing as dull. Dull would be what hell was if there was such a thing as hell, mindnumbingly/irritatingly dull or sadistic.

Girl - Wow, that was the most mediocre sex I have ever had, it doesn't get any more mediocre than that.

Guy- It sounded like you were going to start describing something intense, but you ended up describing something dull.

Girl- No, it wasn't dull and it wasn't intense, it was mediocre. Mediocre might even be an improvement on what that was, but it wasn't dull, not entirely.

Mediocre sex by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021

Smiling shooter 

Something you don't see often, like a smiling runner or a crying baseball player.

The smiling shooter had a big smile on her face when she unloaded both the guns she was holding.

Smiling shooter by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021

Weightlifting 

Weightlifting, like bullfighting, or jumping tires on one of those horse heads on sticks, might be fun enough to some people that they try to make a sport or competition out of it, but that doesn't make calling it a sport any less silly.

Weightlifting might be something people one day do while riding a pony on an obstacle course, but that doesn't make calling it a sport any less of a silly idea, especially since the pony didn't sign itself up for it.

Weightlifting by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021

Weightlifting 

Weightlifting isn't a sport, it's like boxing in that sense. Even if there is strategy and technique involved, boxing is two guys (or girls) beating the shit out of each other, and weightlifting is people getting exercise. Any time you turn something like getting regular exercise into sport or a competitive activity, it begins to get silly.

Weightlifting isn't a sport, it's people getting a workout.

Weightlifting by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021