The New Lizard King's definitions

Jew Twist

1. When a jewish guy puts his giant jew nose in a woman's orifice and then twists her nipples while they both scream yiddish phrases like "mazel tov" and "shalom."

2. Same as above, but replace Jew nose with a menorah.

Sammie: Hey, Caitlin, how was your date with Mr. Goldstein last night?
Caitlin: It was the best lay EVER! He gave me the jew twist and a cleveland steamer!
Sammie: I'm going to go vomit now.

by The New Lizard King July 23, 2010

Ridicutarded

So ridiculously retarded that it deserves its own word.

"Josh thinks America is a democracy."
"Man, that's ridicutarded."

by The New Lizard King September 8, 2009

Corky

A group of mentally challenged individuals.

Pride is to lion as corky is to retard.

by The New Lizard King October 6, 2012

Facebook Roulette

Randomly clicking on friends of friends until you get back to someone you know.

Joe: Instead of studying for the exam, I got plastered and played facebook roulette for 3 hours.
Jose: You're retarded.

by The New Lizard King December 16, 2009