The Mountain Goat's definitions

Peoria Handshake

The friendly greeting given by a stripper to a patron of a gentleman's club which entails grabbing and fondling of the patron's genitalia

As soon as the stripper gave me the Peoria Handshake I knew I would buy a lap dance from her.

by The Mountain Goat May 6, 2009

reverse dolinka

A reverse dolinka is when a tall bald man decides to ride the polling house loop backwards only naked and screaming obscenities at ABRT riders.

The saturday ride backwards when riding with HT Dolinka, the reverse dolinka

by The mountain goat December 23, 2013