Definitions by The Moody Poet
Hugh Grant
Born Hugh John Mungo Grant to Scottish parents in the U.K, Hugh Grant's career took off when he did 'Remains of the Day'(1993) and 'Four Weddings and a funeral' (Golden Globe won for Best Actor 1994). Although having Scottish ancestry, Hugh Grant mainly plays upper class Englishmen.
Other popular movies include 'Notting Hill' (1999) with Julia Roberts and 'Bridget Jones Diary' (2001 & 2004) of eating disorders and low self-esteem with Renée Zellweger.
Hugh Grant was romantically linked with Elizabeth Hurley and a black transvestite prostitute working Sunset Boulevard Divine Brown.
Other accolades include Best Actor 1987 Venice Film Festival for Hugh Grant's portayal of Clive in the movie 'Maurice'. 'Maurice' is a tale of homosexuality in the early 20th century England.
Other popular movies include 'Notting Hill' (1999) with Julia Roberts and 'Bridget Jones Diary' (2001 & 2004) of eating disorders and low self-esteem with Renée Zellweger.
Hugh Grant was romantically linked with Elizabeth Hurley and a black transvestite prostitute working Sunset Boulevard Divine Brown.
Other accolades include Best Actor 1987 Venice Film Festival for Hugh Grant's portayal of Clive in the movie 'Maurice'. 'Maurice' is a tale of homosexuality in the early 20th century England.
"Hey baby you ready for some black sugar?"
"Errm Errm Errm, sure, but I am Hugh Grant you know, Errm Errm Errm..."
"You fly baby!" "You a real hot rodeo!" "But I getta get my black ass streetside before the poleace pinch me!" "Hey baby you see the crying game?"
"Errm Errm Errm, sure, but I am Hugh Grant you know, Errm Errm Errm..."
"You fly baby!" "You a real hot rodeo!" "But I getta get my black ass streetside before the poleace pinch me!" "Hey baby you see the crying game?"
Hugh Grant by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
Hooker Hours
When someone keeps odd hours.
When someone sleeps during the day and is awake during the night. Not necessarily a hooker but originating from a hooker in the strange hours they keep i.e. 6am go to bed, 6pm time to wake up.
Anything that is not 9 to 5 i.e. shift worker, insomniac, sex maniac, prowler, hooker, street hustler, prostitute, drug dealer, addict, paranoid schizophrenic, stalker, peeping tom, voyeur, exhibitionist etc
When someone sleeps during the day and is awake during the night. Not necessarily a hooker but originating from a hooker in the strange hours they keep i.e. 6am go to bed, 6pm time to wake up.
Anything that is not 9 to 5 i.e. shift worker, insomniac, sex maniac, prowler, hooker, street hustler, prostitute, drug dealer, addict, paranoid schizophrenic, stalker, peeping tom, voyeur, exhibitionist etc
I just got a text off Glenn, it went... U lazy slut! r u keeping hooker hours now???
"Why doesn't Jo-Beth wake up like the rest of us folk?" "Oh she's keeping hooking hours now after she got involved with the booze and dope scene of Hollywood." See Hollywood Slut Syndrome.
"Lindy-Lou is either a vampire, or just keeping hooking hours...either way something's up!"
"Why doesn't Jo-Beth wake up like the rest of us folk?" "Oh she's keeping hooking hours now after she got involved with the booze and dope scene of Hollywood." See Hollywood Slut Syndrome.
"Lindy-Lou is either a vampire, or just keeping hooking hours...either way something's up!"
Hooker Hours by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
Annabel Chong
Annabel Chong is a porn actress from Singapore that made world headlines when she traveled to America to engage in 251 sex acts with 70 men over a ten hour period (1995).
Setting a world's record for the biggest gang bang in 1995, Annabel Chong's record has now been toppled by many other eager porn actresses. See Hollywood Slut Syndrome.
Annabel Chong also starred in the documentary titled, Sex: The Annabel Chong Story (Nominated Grand Jury Prize at Sundance). There are secret features/Easter Eggs hidden in the nipple of Annabel Chong on the DVD. This movie is a documentary to the gang bang and Annabel's family life.
Annabel has University qualifications (USC), is a web designer, visual photography artist, feminist and porn star. Annabel admits to sleeping with everyone on the university campus and then later getting bored. See cock swap or Jaspers Syndrome.
In her earlier life Annabel was gang raped over fresh trash in a rubbish store under a dirty ghetto housing block known as council flats in the U.K. The rape lasted most the night and Annabel was still not sexually satisfied. See I carried a watermelon.
Annabel is described as a hardcore princess that has used her sexual talents to shock the world into how somebody with so many professional credentials and descent family can pursue a life in the porn industry. Annabel has made many media appearances including, The Jerry Springer Show.
Noteworthy porn films:
1. The World's Biggest Gang Bang
2. Anal Queen
3. I Can't Believe I Did the Whole Team
Setting a world's record for the biggest gang bang in 1995, Annabel Chong's record has now been toppled by many other eager porn actresses. See Hollywood Slut Syndrome.
Annabel Chong also starred in the documentary titled, Sex: The Annabel Chong Story (Nominated Grand Jury Prize at Sundance). There are secret features/Easter Eggs hidden in the nipple of Annabel Chong on the DVD. This movie is a documentary to the gang bang and Annabel's family life.
Annabel has University qualifications (USC), is a web designer, visual photography artist, feminist and porn star. Annabel admits to sleeping with everyone on the university campus and then later getting bored. See cock swap or Jaspers Syndrome.
In her earlier life Annabel was gang raped over fresh trash in a rubbish store under a dirty ghetto housing block known as council flats in the U.K. The rape lasted most the night and Annabel was still not sexually satisfied. See I carried a watermelon.
Annabel is described as a hardcore princess that has used her sexual talents to shock the world into how somebody with so many professional credentials and descent family can pursue a life in the porn industry. Annabel has made many media appearances including, The Jerry Springer Show.
Noteworthy porn films:
1. The World's Biggest Gang Bang
2. Anal Queen
3. I Can't Believe I Did the Whole Team
Annabel Chong started pioneering a new on-camera triple penetration that had the porn industry in a sexual frienzy!
Annabel Chong could be compared to Barbara Payton cum-movie star cum-street hooker, accept Annabel started her Hollywood career from the porn-gutter up!
Annabel Chong could be compared to Barbara Payton cum-movie star cum-street hooker, accept Annabel started her Hollywood career from the porn-gutter up!
Annabel Chong by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
seismic fart
An earth shattering fart that can be heard, felt, smelt from great distances by many thousands of fleeing people.
A fart that has the power to kill!
An earthshaking fart of seismic proportions that can be measured on a seismic scale of severity.
A fart that has the power to kill!
An earthshaking fart of seismic proportions that can be measured on a seismic scale of severity.
Angelika ripped off a seismic fart that could of wiped out half of China!
While praying at mosque The Prophet Muhammad ripped of a seismic fart, killing everyone at the dome of the rock.
While praying at mosque The Prophet Muhammad ripped of a seismic fart, killing everyone at the dome of the rock.
seismic fart by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
necro-slut
To be sexually promiscuous with more than one corpse and unable to settle down with the one corpse sexually.
To play the corpse field and not have any emotion in the feelings of monogamy with corpses.
To be a total slut with a House In Virginia who sleeps around with other sluts with Houses In Virginia. See AIDS-Fuck or George Michael.
To play the corpse field and not have any emotion in the feelings of monogamy with corpses.
To be a total slut with a House In Virginia who sleeps around with other sluts with Houses In Virginia. See AIDS-Fuck or George Michael.
"Anyone would think that little necro-slut Billy-Ray was using that cemetery like a food buffet at Sizzler."
"I know Billy-Ray has no sense of wanting to settle down with the one corpse!"
"I know Billy-Ray has no sense of wanting to settle down with the one corpse!"
necro-slut by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
Piss Slut
A person without any morals that will let anyone take a piss on them!
A person that gains sexual gratification from being pissed on in a group orgy.
A Piss-Slut is much like a golden shower slut accept far much more dirty. They will go well and beyond and do anything involving piss! Drink it, Lick it, Fuck with it, Gargle it, Freeze it, Defrost it, Cook with it...
A person that gains sexual gratification from being pissed on in a group orgy.
A Piss-Slut is much like a golden shower slut accept far much more dirty. They will go well and beyond and do anything involving piss! Drink it, Lick it, Fuck with it, Gargle it, Freeze it, Defrost it, Cook with it...
"FUCK YOU! YOU PISS-SLUT!"
"Did you see what that piss slut did in that golden shower porno?"
Amanda looked at Tammi and said, "There's a difference between what I do and what you do!" "I do golden showers!" "Your just a piss slut that does anything!"
'The Piss Slut Lovers Cook Book' said that it may be a fresh and alternative change from using cooking oil to using your own piss in the frying pan when camping in ruggard bushland or maybe even cooking at home?
"Did you see what that piss slut did in that golden shower porno?"
Amanda looked at Tammi and said, "There's a difference between what I do and what you do!" "I do golden showers!" "Your just a piss slut that does anything!"
'The Piss Slut Lovers Cook Book' said that it may be a fresh and alternative change from using cooking oil to using your own piss in the frying pan when camping in ruggard bushland or maybe even cooking at home?
Piss Slut by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
Fuck Puppet
A Fuck-Puppet is someone who is being completely manipulated and used by the will and behavior of someone else in the most demoralising manner for either persons benefit.
"Did you see how she just lied in court?" "What a total Fuck Puppet!"
"That Dirty Little Fuck-Puppet won't stab me in the back!"
"Your just doing all his dirty work, your his Fuck-Puppet!"
"That Dirty Little Fuck-Puppet won't stab me in the back!"
"Your just doing all his dirty work, your his Fuck-Puppet!"
Fuck Puppet by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007