To be sexually promiscuous with more than one corpse and unable to settle down with the one corpse sexually.
To play the corpse field and not have any emotion in the feelings of monogamy with corpses.
To be a total slut with a House In Virginia who sleeps around with other sluts with Houses In Virginia. See AIDS-Fuck or George Michael.
To play the corpse field and not have any emotion in the feelings of monogamy with corpses.
To be a total slut with a House In Virginia who sleeps around with other sluts with Houses In Virginia. See AIDS-Fuck or George Michael.
"Anyone would think that little necro-slut Billy-Ray was using that cemetery like a food buffet at Sizzler."
"I know Billy-Ray has no sense of wanting to settle down with the one corpse!"
"I know Billy-Ray has no sense of wanting to settle down with the one corpse!"
by The Moody Poet September 14, 2006
A female genital piercing's.
To have more than one clit ring around the female genitalia.
What is sometimes used at lesbian weddings as wedding bands.
To have more than one clit ring around the female genitalia.
What is sometimes used at lesbian weddings as wedding bands.
Tina loved her all her clit rings.
Norma and Cher exchanged clit rings after exchanging their wedding vows.
Norma and Cher exchanged clit rings after exchanging their wedding vows.
by The Moody Poet November 10, 2006
When the sex is that bad you are forced to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver and tell the person your having sex with that their fired!
When you fire a prostitute for lousy sex.
The act of saying, "Your Fired!" during sex.
When you fire your girlfriend/boyfriend, one night stand or someone you've just picked up; that does not meet your standards in sex.
When you fire a prostitute for lousy sex.
The act of saying, "Your Fired!" during sex.
When you fire your girlfriend/boyfriend, one night stand or someone you've just picked up; that does not meet your standards in sex.
"I'm sorry I'm not that kinna girl that would go down on a guy on a first date."
"Sorry babe!" "I'm gonna have to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver, Your Fired!" "I'll call you a cab and you can wait out on the street corner while I organise a more experienced player for my cock."
I picked this really drunk chick up at a club, she seemed alright at the club. Either I sobered up, or she got more uglier. But during sex she started slobbering all over my dick and didn't know how to give head, so I had to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver and fire her ass!
"I love sucking cock, am I doing it right?"
"Your Fired!"
"Sorry babe!" "I'm gonna have to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver, Your Fired!" "I'll call you a cab and you can wait out on the street corner while I organise a more experienced player for my cock."
I picked this really drunk chick up at a club, she seemed alright at the club. Either I sobered up, or she got more uglier. But during sex she started slobbering all over my dick and didn't know how to give head, so I had to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver and fire her ass!
"I love sucking cock, am I doing it right?"
"Your Fired!"
by The Moody Poet January 07, 2007
Instead of saying good-bye or see you later; kewl people now say Fuck U Later...
What hookers and prostitutes say to their John's when their finished and about to leave.
What hookers and prostitutes say to their John's when their finished and about to leave.
LINDY: Fuck U Later
SARAH: Where u going?
TOM: Yeh! U just got here biatch!
LINDY: Look! I don't have time 2 explain! Fuck U Later guyz!
CYRIL: I gotto go put my face on Pauly
PAULY: O.K Cyril... Fuck U Later Mate!
Marc, Brad, Toby and Carrington were dancing at the Peel Dance Bar when Carrington said he had to leave and blow some guy in the dunnies. The bois replied, "Kewl Carrington, Fuck U Later slut!"
SARAH: Where u going?
TOM: Yeh! U just got here biatch!
LINDY: Look! I don't have time 2 explain! Fuck U Later guyz!
CYRIL: I gotto go put my face on Pauly
PAULY: O.K Cyril... Fuck U Later Mate!
Marc, Brad, Toby and Carrington were dancing at the Peel Dance Bar when Carrington said he had to leave and blow some guy in the dunnies. The bois replied, "Kewl Carrington, Fuck U Later slut!"
by The Moody Poet January 07, 2007
Sin watch is when you try and help a person who gives their permission to keep an eye on them and you give them support so they won't sin.
by The Moody Poet January 07, 2007
To be slapped with a paddle.
To be slapped in the face with a tool that is used for pushing against liquids, either as a form of propulsion in a boat or as an implement for mixing.
When somebody takes the paddle from a boat or canoe and uses it as a weapon to slap someone's face with.
When an open hand slap is not even nearly or close enough to what the slappee deserves!
To be slapped in the face with a tool that is used for pushing against liquids, either as a form of propulsion in a boat or as an implement for mixing.
When somebody takes the paddle from a boat or canoe and uses it as a weapon to slap someone's face with.
When an open hand slap is not even nearly or close enough to what the slappee deserves!
In the women's rowing team at the Athens Olympics a girl who is now called 'Lay Down Sally' copped a monstrous paddle slap from team-mate Catriona for costing the Australian team a gold medal. It's not known how much dental work is needed to fix her jaw.
Mike and Grady got in a paddle slap fight down on the river when they got into a fight over a girl named Slita.
It's alleged that Britany went out and bought a paddle to slap the shit out of her best friend Hilda for cheating with her boyfriend.
Mike and Grady got in a paddle slap fight down on the river when they got into a fight over a girl named Slita.
It's alleged that Britany went out and bought a paddle to slap the shit out of her best friend Hilda for cheating with her boyfriend.
by The Moody Poet January 23, 2007
When you pick up a slut or slag on a long airplane trip and have sex with them in the plane toilets to pass the long hours of time.
A combination of Jet Lag and picking up a Jet Slag. Not only are you tired from the long plane trip but your tired and in need of a shower from all the fucking and kissing you have done on the plane.
A combination of Jet Lag and picking up a Jet Slag. Not only are you tired from the long plane trip but your tired and in need of a shower from all the fucking and kissing you have done on the plane.
"How was your trip Johnny?" "You get Jet Lag?"
"Fuck mate!" "Worse!" "Got Jet Slag with a Jet Bag!"
"Dats nasty!"
"Fuck mate!" "Worse!" "Got Jet Slag with a Jet Bag!"
"Dats nasty!"
by The Moody Poet January 20, 2007