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6666

This is how many verses are in the Koran. Despite the other person saying it is not, just google it to see proof. It is very similiar to the devils number 666 and this is why Muslims don't want you to know about it.
There are 6666 verses in the koran.
by The Moody Poet April 21, 2007
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Parricide

The act of killing a close relative either by murder, accident or malicious intent in not assisting in giving immediate medical assistance. Or to aid in the false imprisonment of the relative until they are dead.

To stand by and let a close relative die i.e Mom or Dad and do nothing, while rubbing your fingers together with the thought of a nice big fat inheritance.
Although Trevor died from a massive blood clot to the brain, a natural stroke. There was evidence that parricide had been committed.

-Phones had been tampered with.
-Immediate medical assistance was not given.
-His clothes had been torn off his body to exacerbate temperatures.
-Locks had suddenly sprung up as if like a prison.
-Money and valuables were missing.
-Medical equipment was found that he never used i.e. fabricated.
-Lies in statements etc
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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6666

The Qur'an contains 6,666 verses.

The qur'an took 23 years to complete and was written by The Prophet Muhammad but handed down to him by a higher power.

The qur'an is divided into thirty equal divisions, which are called juz in Arabic. There are 114 chapters and 336,233 letters.
There are 6666 verses in The Qur'an.
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
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super slut

Much like superman or superwoman a super slut goes well and beyond a normal slut! A super slut does super sexual things with their super mouth and other various super holes.

A super slut wont stop fucking or being fucked or performing any sexual act for pro-longed periods of time.
The Happy Valley Campers knew that this was no ordinary slut, this was a super slut.

"It's a job for super slut!"

"Hey is it a bird?""Is it a plane?""No!""It's super slut!"

We really should rent a movie called Super Sluts, apparently someone from graduation is in it!
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
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Mo-Ham-Head

Mo-Ham-Head is a kewler way to say The Prophet Muhammad.
"You Mo-Ham-Head suck my dick dude!"

"Yeh Bitch get down on your hands and knees, and work that cock, cockmaster!"
by The Moody Poet January 13, 2008
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A Beat

A Beat is a public toilet or public restroom where gay men congregate to pay homage to Priapus. Please see cock worshipper and George Michael.

A Beat is the Gentleman's toilet or lavatory where George Michael displays his sexual talent as an alfresco cruising artist bent over a urinal. Visual material of beats can be seen and heard on George Michael's single, "Outside", where George plays up his arrest for engaging in a lewd act in a notorious public restroom at a Beverly Hill's city park.

Beats are public toilets where heterosexual policeman who are in fact confused homosexuals go to live out their sexual fantasies, or at least get close enough for a taste of them.

A dirty beat has been satirized as Courtney Loves mouth.
"I saw this Big Greek Dick sticking out of the bushes on the 'Hampstead Heath' in the U.K!" "I could have sworn it was George Michael's."

"I've seen beats in third world countries that are cleaner than Courtney Love's mouth!"

Jason was sick of going to all the beats in Melbourne, so he decided he would bring them to his house by graffiti'ing his name and mobile number up on the urinal wall. See beatslut and A Beat.
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
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Cum-Fuck

A guy or girl that likes to fuck or have sex with their own cum or someone else's cum. Can also apply to someone who is on speed or who has dropped an E that is able to produce loads of pre-cum to self-lubricate the fuck hole!
"Did you see how Barry cum-fucked that street whore?"

"First I'm gonna cum on your hard cock and then you can cum-fuck my tight little pussy!"

"That nasty little fuck Mikie was cum-fucking the arse out of a guy on the fire escape!"

"Last night I was cum-fucked!"
by The Moody Poet September 9, 2008
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