The act of having sex with one of the locals and then later finding out that you have contracted HIV/AIDS and a string of other diseases.
ROD: You get a Bali Shag?
BOB: Almost...
ROD: Huh?
BOB: I brought one of the local sluts back to my hotel room and washed my hands and the bitch was totally amazed that water ran out of the tap. It totally freaked me out!!!
ROD: Eww man that's real dirty in a third world slut kinna way... So what you do?
BOB: The only thing I could, I paid her 1 dollar and threw her AIDS ridden ass over the hotel balcony down into the pool.
ROD: Lucky you did that man! 90% of the island has HIV! It's not worth having a Bali Shag, just fuck the tourist's man, at least they know what running water and soap is!
BOB: Almost...
ROD: Huh?
BOB: I brought one of the local sluts back to my hotel room and washed my hands and the bitch was totally amazed that water ran out of the tap. It totally freaked me out!!!
ROD: Eww man that's real dirty in a third world slut kinna way... So what you do?
BOB: The only thing I could, I paid her 1 dollar and threw her AIDS ridden ass over the hotel balcony down into the pool.
ROD: Lucky you did that man! 90% of the island has HIV! It's not worth having a Bali Shag, just fuck the tourist's man, at least they know what running water and soap is!
by The Moody Poet November 30, 2006
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Get the Nuclear Fusion Power mug.Big Love The Prophet is a Mormon guy called Roman who based on the religious faith of the Mormons is the highest leader of the Mormon Religion.
The Prophet is derived from The Prophet Ammaron who by the account of Joseph Smith, Jr, The Prophet was believed to be a Nephite Prophet who lived in the Americas during the 4th century AD.
The Prophet is derived from The Prophet Ammaron who by the account of Joseph Smith, Jr, The Prophet was believed to be a Nephite Prophet who lived in the Americas during the 4th century AD.
"Oh Mighty Prophet how many virgin wives do you bless me with this week?"
the prophet does not want you to swap your wives like pokemon cards
the prophet does not want you to swap your wives like pokemon cards
by The Moody Poet August 21, 2007
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Get the (I) mug.When you take off the sheet from your bed, cut 2 holes in it for your eyes to see out of, and then wear it to cover your body so you won't get raped.
"Wow!" "Do you think the WallMart will one day stock anti-rape wear for us Muslima's?
"Well until they do, let's just wear the bed sheets!"
"Hey look at this photo that was taken off us girls..."
"Hrmm... which one are you?" "I can't tell... where all wearing the same color sheets and I can't see who is who..."
"Oh shit!" "What was the point of taking that picture?"
"Well the background looks interesting I guess..."
"Oh wait... I found our anti-rape wear in another catalogue under Halloween in ghost costumes."
"I'm so excited I feel empowered now that I will be celebrating Halloween every day of the year!"
"Well until they do, let's just wear the bed sheets!"
"Hey look at this photo that was taken off us girls..."
"Hrmm... which one are you?" "I can't tell... where all wearing the same color sheets and I can't see who is who..."
"Oh shit!" "What was the point of taking that picture?"
"Well the background looks interesting I guess..."
"Oh wait... I found our anti-rape wear in another catalogue under Halloween in ghost costumes."
"I'm so excited I feel empowered now that I will be celebrating Halloween every day of the year!"
by The Moody Poet February 03, 2007
Get the anti-rape wear mug.A hole cut in the bottom of the fish n chip bag in which the penis is inserted. The fish n chips is shared with the person or persons who will reach in and unwittingly grab the throbbing, greasy member.
When you just know that ain't a Chiko Roll or Dim Sim in the fish n chips bag!!!
When you just know that ain't a Chiko Roll or Dim Sim in the fish n chips bag!!!
"Hayden gave Karli the Fish n Chip Dirty Dip!" "After finding Hayden's semi-soft cock in the bag Karli chucked her guts up as Hayden told her that it wasn't just vinegar on the chips, it was his cum!"
"Oh man that's so dirty I need to go rinse my mouth out with battery acid!"
"Oh man that's so dirty I need to go rinse my mouth out with battery acid!"
by The Moody Poet February 03, 2007
Get the Fish n Chip Dirty Dip mug.A Dhimmi is a word used by Muslims to describe a Christian or a Jew, and most recently people who do not follow Islam but live in an Islamic country or another country that does not follow Islam.
Dhimmi's in past centuries who lived under a Muslim dominated country lost most of their legal rights and privileges if they did not convert to Islam. Dhimmi’s were also targeted and preyed upon because they were not allowed to testify in courts against Muslims, like Islamic or Sharia courts of today. It made Dhimmi’s easy targets and added incentives for them to hurry up and convert to Islam, or suffer until they do.
Dhimmi's have to pay Jizya a tax for practicing their religion. In other words Islam uses the method of Dhimmi and Jizya to force Islamic conversions when they slowly take over a country.
Dhimmi's in past centuries who lived under a Muslim dominated country lost most of their legal rights and privileges if they did not convert to Islam. Dhimmi’s were also targeted and preyed upon because they were not allowed to testify in courts against Muslims, like Islamic or Sharia courts of today. It made Dhimmi’s easy targets and added incentives for them to hurry up and convert to Islam, or suffer until they do.
Dhimmi's have to pay Jizya a tax for practicing their religion. In other words Islam uses the method of Dhimmi and Jizya to force Islamic conversions when they slowly take over a country.
"Excuse me Sir, yes you on the camel, are you Dhimmi?
"No not me I can't afford it, I'm Muslim!"
"Hey you on the donkey are you Dhimmi?"
"No not I, why would I?" "I would lose my rights as a person and have to pay higher taxes." "No I'm Muslim."
"No not me I can't afford it, I'm Muslim!"
"Hey you on the donkey are you Dhimmi?"
"No not I, why would I?" "I would lose my rights as a person and have to pay higher taxes." "No I'm Muslim."
by The Moody Poet February 02, 2007
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