Noun: the art of talking bullshit competitively.
Fancy a game of wafflesport?
Goodness, Jimmy, you bullshit so unrelentingly I think you ought to take up wafflesport.
Noun: the bad feeling one gets upon waking up on a Sunday.
Noun: a general feeling of crushing numbness and boredom one feels on a Sunday.
Oh, goddamn - I'm feeling some bad Sundayflim today.
What's with you: Sundayflim?
Why the heck are you all Sundayflimmed? It's Monday, for frick sake!
Noun: the random-access memory found in computers made of fruit.
My computer runs on Banana-Ram-a. Did I mention that it's made from guava, banana peel, and apple cores...?