Definitions by The Midnight Chef

Kranch

The trailer park equivolent of Krampus who exclusively uses condiments to punish bad kids

When you want to punish someone using only condiments

Hey Walter you're looking a little sore today. Yeah Bobby ended up Kranching me hard all Christmas night for forgetting the milk

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what happens when your pickle gets stuck in a very done sandwich

The end result of a lonely night with a jar of mayo

Hey Todd, don't use that jar of Mayo, it has a little Mayomust in it.

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