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Definitions by The Metal King

When Meth (Pot) Cookie has sex with random men on Palringo because Pal marriage.
Cookie: Lets have Pal sex.
34 Random Guys: Yes.
Pal Sex by The Metal King February 10, 2017

harald glöckler

The man Queen of Hell thinks about when she touches herself at night.
"I want harald glöckler so fucking much" - Queen of Hell.
harald glöckler by The Metal King December 7, 2016

Suck my Nuts 

"Suck my Nuts" was the awesome last words from Abraham Ford after Negan hit him across the head once with his Baseball Bat (Lucille) with blood pouring down his face, then Negan beat him to death after hitting him a shitload of times. We're all gonna miss his random one liners.
Abraham > Glenn.
Suck my Nuts by The Metal King October 24, 2016

Bitch Cookie 

She's a bitch, this bitch needs to die. She thinks there's a Cookie God, but she's wrong. If you tell her there's no Cookie God she will respond with -_- and crush something you like. She spams rooms on Palringo as much as "Queen of Hell", (search "Queen of Hell" to know more). She's lives the link of a Cookie and if your cock is made out of Cookies, she will want to eat you and make you crumb. She thinks she has a bad accent but it's cute as fuck.
Time to crush the Bitch Cookie.
Bitch Cookie by The Metal King October 20, 2016

Destiny Noob

A noob so bad they can't follow simple rules like follow your radar, shot their head not the wall next to them. They call "Sparrow" a "Flying Car", they call "Ogre" an "Oger". They spend most of their time at the tower doing erotic dances to lure in gamer virgins to their deaths and then she spends the best of the time jumping off the power and taking screenshots.
Man 1: Hey, stay away from the Destiny Noob!!
Man 2: Why?
Man 1: She will turn you into a Nazi.
Destiny Noob by The Metal King October 11, 2016
FC Bot is a Fortune Cookie bot that Pot Cookie spams the shit out of in every room she joins on Palringo.
"I'm gonna spam the FC Bot to death." - Pot Cookie 2K16.
FC Bot by The Metal King October 10, 2016

Devilishka 

Devilishka (Devi) is the worst person you will ever meet, Devi is a bitch. Devi may to try to convince you it's an angel, but don't believe that. Devi will eat your soul while listening to Justin Bieber. Devi also super jealous because The Metal King aka (King of Hell) is much cooler.
"Devilishka is a dangerous demon."
Devilishka by The Metal King October 9, 2016