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Pot Cookie

Pot Cookie is a VDR player who think she's a tough cookie. There is no Cookie God. The human race NEEDS to stand together and crush every single cookie on this planet. #NoMoreCookies.
Queen of Hell: Want to kill Pot Cookie?
King of Hell: I would love to.
by The Metal King October 9, 2016
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Queen of Hell

Queen of Hell aka Spam Queen, Blea, Darky is someone you don't want to fuck with. She will fuck you with a knife in the ass while listening to Cannibal Corpse. She loves to spam peoples rooms by raping image bot and ud bot on Palringo. If your name is Vap, Punisher or Casey she will kill you on sight. King of Hell is her favourite person because he's the coolest motherfucker ever, want to know about him look up "Metal King Dax"
If you talk to Queen about gore, she will like you. If you enter any room on Palringo that she's in, she will tell you to "GTFO"
"Queen of Hell will burn the Earth."
by The Metal King October 9, 2016
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Vampires Dark Rising

Vampires Dark Rising aka (VDR) Where plays from all over the world to pretend they're vampires. Now VDR is a fighting game, but if you fight a player they will go on "scream" or to their clan and cry about how about how they got killed in a fighting game. This game should be 18, have you seen some of those messages, you could have a fucking wank to some of them.

Also RC are the best clan on VDR.
"Vampires Dark Rising will be the cause of you having no life"
by The Metal King October 9, 2016
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Pal Sex

When Meth (Pot) Cookie has sex with random men on Palringo because Pal marriage.
Cookie: Lets have Pal sex.
34 Random Guys: Yes.
by The Metal King February 10, 2017
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Suck my Nuts

"Suck my Nuts" was the awesome last words from Abraham Ford after Negan hit him across the head once with his Baseball Bat (Lucille) with blood pouring down his face, then Negan beat him to death after hitting him a shitload of times. We're all gonna miss his random one liners.
Abraham > Glenn.
by The Metal King October 24, 2016
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Destiny Noob

A noob so bad they can't follow simple rules like follow your radar, shot their head not the wall next to them. They call "Sparrow" a "Flying Car", they call "Ogre" an "Oger". They spend most of their time at the tower doing erotic dances to lure in gamer virgins to their deaths and then she spends the best of the time jumping off the power and taking screenshots.
Man 1: Hey, stay away from the Destiny Noob!!
Man 2: Why?
Man 1: She will turn you into a Nazi.
by The Metal King October 11, 2016
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harald glöckler

The man Queen of Hell thinks about when she touches herself at night.
"I want harald glöckler so fucking much" - Queen of Hell.
by The Metal King December 7, 2016
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