The MI Shocker's definitions

ammo clown

A type of person who has nothing better to do than to peruse your ammunition offerings, complain about the ammo you don't have, then blame it on some form of government conspiracy to keep them down.

Co-Worker: "What the fuck is that guy's problem?"

You: "That's that ammo clown that has nothing better to do but bitch and moan."

Co-Worker: "He needs to get a life or at least a new hobby."

You: "He needs to get a job and leave me the fuck alone before I hurt him."

by The MI Shocker April 29, 2014

potatoes

The explicit sexual act of an octogenarian plugging the glory hole of a young looking slutty, sexually perverse whore. During this act of perversion
the old man must slap the whore repeatedly on the ass and scream at the top of his lungs "Yeah Yaaah!"

"She got mouthy, so I went all potatoes on her. That stopped her incessant complaining."

"That bitch said she liked it rough, I assumed she meant dirty too. I passed her off to an old timer, and he went all potatoes on her."

by The MI Shocker December 3, 2013

you're good

An expression often used as an after-the-fact gesture. Made plainly as to denote a sense of good nature and understanding with one another. Also it is often used in place of "I'm okay".

Customer: "Oh I'm sorry, I thought you liked Duck Dynasty because of the long beard that you have. My mistake."

D.H. "You're good!"

by The MI Shocker December 3, 2013

bearded wonderland

A fake reality or delusion created by those who choose to rock the beard. It is also a good reason to take absolutely no personal responsibility in anything that you do.

Bearded Asshole: "I don't understand why everyone is coming down so hard on me."

Co-Worker: "It's because you are at work and never do anything productive."

Bearded Asshole: "Well my shoulder, feelings and brain hurt. Nobody understands me."

Co-Worker: "Stop being such a douche bag and step out of your bearded wonderland.

by The MI Shocker April 17, 2014