The MGV's definitions

Crackbook

An insult usually directed at an apple enthusiast which is a reference to the fact that mac books are sold to drug dealers in order to obtain drugs like crack.

Bro you're still using that Crackbook Pro?!

by The MGV July 26, 2019

David Wallace

The Owner and CFO of Dunder Mifflin Inc. David often puts up with shit from the Scranton branch, he can usually be reached by pretending your his sick daughter to get on the phone with him.

David Wallace - "Can you tell me why you had to take the head off of the dummy?"
Dwight - "Well David Wallace, I saw it in a movie, I didn't think it was very realistic, turns out it's very realistic."

by The MGV May 19, 2020

Half Motors

When you put effort into doing something but you don't really care.

That's it, I'm going Half Motors.

by The MGV May 22, 2020

Full Motors

When you put max effort into something or when you max something out.

IT'S CHUGGING!! THAT'S IT, I'M GOING FULL MOTORS!!

by The MGV May 22, 2020

Intel Core i5 6600K

An outdated, garbage cpu that 9 year olds tell their parents to buy for their shitty rgb barfing rig.

"ThE iNTeL cOre i5 6600K Is tHe uLTimAte PrOCesSor"

by The MGV May 23, 2020

Quarter Motors

When the single cylinder engine pulls the drive shaft to handle the workload no compromises.

THAT'S IT, IT'S TIME TO GO QUARTER MOTORS!!!! CHUG CHUG CHUG REMY LET'S MAX OUT AT QUARTER MOTORS, MOTOR!

by The MGV May 23, 2020

Sod tuxedo

A phrase which means to be buried in the ground. Sod is another word for dirt and grass. Tuxedo means that you're laying w/ the grass on top of you.

If you go down that hill, you'll have to put on your sod tuxedo.

by The MGV June 13, 2020