The Little Kid's definitions

That Shit Hurt!!

An exclamation said when one makes a poop so humongoid that it hurts.

Arnold: I just dropped a deuce times twelve. That shit hurt!!!

by The Little Kid May 28, 2006

deuce times twelve

Another name for a giant ass shit.

Johnny just dropped a deuce times twelve.
He said that shit hurt!!

by The Little Kid May 28, 2006

A-Bomb

Nickname to praise anyone whose name begins with the letter A.

Armando: Jimbo!! Whattup homie!!
Jimbo: A-Bomb! What is up, my friend.

by the Little Kid May 30, 2006

job hunting

The act of applying for jobs with the intent of hooking up.

Harold: Dude, I went to a few department stores today, and fine mamis were all over the place. I'm about to go job hunting there tomorrow.

by the Little Kid May 30, 2006

Cole's Law

It is the law that, when dining out, either one person will eat everyone's cole slaw, or nobody eats the cole slaw at all.

When Hibby asked his buddy for his cole slaw, everyone pushed their cole slaw to his side of the table by way of the Cole's Law.

by The Little Kid May 31, 2006

redneck

The name of a sore penis after repeated masturbation or rough sex.

While at the Catholic Trailer Park Private School for Boys, the teacher priest showed his students what a redneck looks like, and was arrested for child molestation, and private lewdness.

by The Little Kid May 31, 2006

Dirty Al

The name for the lustful eye usually given by the dirty, old uncle usually directed at the underage daughter or niece.

Also a name for the "I want to have sex with you because you look underage" look.

The dirty version of "pretty eyes".

Little Lady Student: Teacher, teacher!! A strange, looking mexican across the street was giving me the Dirty Al. He gave me the creeps!!
Teacher: Dammit!! I told my husband to stay at home!!

by the Little Kid June 3, 2006