The Little Kid's definitions

filler up

Another way of telling the gas station pumper to eat a fat one.

Gas Station Pumper: Ay, buddy, what you like?
Driver: Stuff it up your turban, bitch!
Gas Station Pumper: Huh? I can't hear you.
Driver: I said, "Filler up!!"

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006

Panda Claus

Usually mistaken for panda claws, he is really the Chinese St. Nick.

Panda Claus landed on the roof with his Mitsubishi, and spread joy throughout the neighborhood with gifts of bowls of noodles.

by the Little Kid June 3, 2006

deuce times twelve

Another name for a giant ass shit.

Johnny just dropped a deuce times twelve.
He said that shit hurt!!

by The Little Kid May 28, 2006

Dirty Al

The name for the lustful eye usually given by the dirty, old uncle usually directed at the underage daughter or niece.

Also a name for the "I want to have sex with you because you look underage" look.

The dirty version of "pretty eyes".

Little Lady Student: Teacher, teacher!! A strange, looking mexican across the street was giving me the Dirty Al. He gave me the creeps!!
Teacher: Dammit!! I told my husband to stay at home!!

by the Little Kid June 3, 2006

check the lights

Look at the boobies.

Check the lights on that chick. She got her high-beams on. Boioioioing!!

by the Little Kid June 3, 2006

slave pay

when your rate of pay is much lesser than that of a border-jumper.

Hemployee: Yo bitch, I need a raise. Gimme mo' money!
Hemployer: I'm sorry, slave pay is all we can offer, unless you got here on the back of the pick-up truck with the rest of your co-workers.

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006

glock in

The commencement of a job you plan to get paid for.

"Team Nego, post up for lookout by the second car closest to the corner. Team Ragu, grab your masks and get ready to glock in for work."

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006