Definitions by The Jomies

Compelting

The requirement to no longer pay off a debt

I had resigned from my job and due to the company policy’s spelling mistake, I was in a compelting position

Compelting by The Jomies February 4, 2026

Naughty Fred

The Naughty Fred is a ritual where one keen Manchester United fan continuously bets on Fred to score in all of his fixtures. This ritual is often described as idiotic and absurd, however, can provide great monetary rewards to those willing to take on this risky yet rewarding journey.

I won £500 on Naughty Fred this year!

Naughty Fred by The Jomies March 3, 2023

Jivie 

The man with the largest penis in the multi-verse. There is no matching this. Ultimate penis size! Do not approach unarmed. #Jomiesarenthomies #JomeinRome

My my best friend Criag has the best Jivie I have ever seen

Jivie by The Jomies June 14, 2021