The Instightful Orange's definitions

Flumped

The iteration in which you have fumbily thrown a ball or small object to the point it goes nowhere near the target location.

I would have been able to save him, but my partner flumped the med kit.

by The Instightful Orange December 26, 2016

Flerpaherp

A flustered expression that is exclaimed when frightened or scared.

My husband screeched FLERPAHERP as I jumped out of our closet.

by The Instightful Orange October 12, 2016