The Ink Man's definitions

Broken Package

Meaning he or she is impotent or barren.

Melissa cannot have children as she has a broken package!

by The Ink Man September 23, 2017

uses a straw

Sucks!

Stephen Colbert Uses A Straw!

by The Ink Man May 13, 2017

Betsy Ross

This would be an F or flag on a report card!

My child got five Betsy Ross's on her report card

by The Ink Man April 19, 2024

Second skull

A motorcycle helmet

I'm going to ride my motorcycle so I'm going to put on my second skull!

by The Ink Man October 8, 2021