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Memphis

That one kid that always walks into class smelling like fucking vape, stoned out of his goddamn mind. I mean like Anne-Frank levels of baked. It'll make you go "GODDAMMIT MEMPHIS!"
Person 1: "Hey what's up Memphis?"
Person 2 (Memphis): "Smell my clothes."
Person 1: *Smells Memphis' clothes*
Person 1: "GODDAMMIT MEMPHIS!"
by The Idiot Who Defines Slang. November 29, 2018
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Virgin Gains

What happens to your muscles after you fap.
Virgin: "Yeah, I've been workin out."
Chad: "Nice virgin gains loser!"
by The Idiot Who Defines Slang. October 27, 2018
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Paperboy

Pronounced: Pay-per-boy
Plural: Paperboys
Pronounced: Par-per-boy-ss

Noun:
1) A person who's job is to deliver newspapers to certain households via mailbox or doorstep. This was a usual youth job in the late 20th century. However, it has fallen out of favor due to the fact that cars exist. During the 1970's, 1980's and 1990's, bicycle was the main vehicle of choice for paperboys. Cars are much faster. This and the fact that newspapers are usually found within boxes that contain the newspaper has made the job of being a paperboy quite rare.
2) A game released on several early consoles, early computers, and an arcade machine. The game consists of riding a bicycle and throwing papers at customers. The game was released in arcades, and began to be ported to other systems starting in 1986. Paperboy was ported to the BBC Micro and Acorn Electron (1986), Commodore 64 (1986), Commodore 16 (1986), Amstrad CPC (1986), ZX Spectrum (1986), Apple II (1986), TRS-80 Color Computer (1986), MS-DOS (1988), Apple IIGS (1988), NES/Famicom (1988) (1991, Japan), Game Boy (1990), Game Boy Color (1999), Atari ST (1989), Amiga (1989), Atari Lynx (1990), Sega Master System (1990), Game Gear (1991), and Sega Mega Drive/Genesis (1991) (1992, Japan). The internet celebrity James Rolfe reviewed Paperboy on his 140th episode of his series "Angry Video Game Nerd".
1) I work as a Paperboy part-time for minimum wage.
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Right Hand

Your most useful tool.
What does my right hand and the equation X/32*Y=Z have in common? They beat the f*ck out of my!
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Communism

Noun
Pronounced: Kom-yoo-niz-um
Plural: N/A
Pronounced: N/A

Definition:
Communism is an economic theory created by Karl Marx. The theory states to abolish all private property, and make workers the most powerful people in society and giving them less hours. The people get benefits for being workers. Money and class under true Communism does not exist. To show how it would work (In theory, mind you.), go play some Minecraft with friends. Proceed to try to survive in Hardcore mode. It is more than likely that you would share everything in order to be more happy and not die. It bases off of class war/struggle.
Communism only works in theory, however. Capitalism, the opposite of Communism, bases off of a "you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours." theory. If you want an apple pie, but you can't make them. Only Bob, but you're the only one who can weave clothing, then Capitalism would allow you to give Bob a piece of clothing while he gives you the pie. This is how Capitalism works. Communism says that Bob will make nothing but apple pies, all day every day, and you should make clothes all day every day. Then you give all of your products to the government and then the government redistributes them. Capitalism just leads to improvement where Communism leads to stagnation.
"Communism will lead to nothing but economic stagnation."
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Siegefag

Basically a Right-Wing tankie. Defends historically disliked and Fascist nations, denies mass-death caused by regimes of Fascist nations, etc. Will resort to violence to get his way. Kind of respectable in a way.

Called a Siegefag due to their obsession with a book named "Siege" by James Mason. They are commonly seen wearing a Skull Balaclava.
Person 1: "Dude, that guy is like a tankie, but a Nazi."
Person 2: "He's a Siegefag."
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pay respects

What you do as a tribute towards the dead; usually done either in the military or in modern culture like E-Dubble. Its usage with that last one was due to the game "Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare."
Person 1) "Dude, E-Dubble is dead! D:"
Person 2) "Sheit, well, time to pay respects."
by The Idiot Who Defines Slang. December 24, 2017
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