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Definitions by The Idiot Who Defines Slang.

A cigarette butt that's still got some of the white bit on it.
usually less than an inch left.

commonly smoked by teenagers who aren't ballsy enough to steal a whole smoke.
but it's good though, good enough nicotine since they're usually smaller.
Person A: "Hey bro check out this Stubbie I got."
Person B: "That's at most 2 puffs you knob."

Siegefag 

Basically a Right-Wing tankie. Defends historically disliked and Fascist nations, denies mass-death caused by regimes of Fascist nations, etc. Will resort to violence to get his way. Kind of respectable in a way.

Called a Siegefag due to their obsession with a book named "Siege" by James Mason. They are commonly seen wearing a Skull Balaclava.
Person 1: "Dude, that guy is like a tankie, but a Nazi."
Person 2: "He's a Siegefag."
That one kid that always walks into class smelling like fucking vape, stoned out of his goddamn mind. I mean like Anne-Frank levels of baked. It'll make you go "GODDAMMIT MEMPHIS!"
Person 1: "Hey what's up Memphis?"
Person 2 (Memphis): "Smell my clothes."
Person 1: *Smells Memphis' clothes*
Person 1: "GODDAMMIT MEMPHIS!"

Virgin Gains 

What happens to your muscles after you fap.
Virgin: "Yeah, I've been workin out."
Chad: "Nice virgin gains loser!"

Dick Kickum 

The most powerful dick kicker ever. Can truly fuck your anal hole.
"It's time to Kick Gum and chew ass... and I'm all out of ass."
- Dick Kickum.

the dog of wisdom 

the dog that dispenses wisdom from its mighty wisdom tooth.
"I dispense wisdom from my mighty wisdom tooth."
- The Dog of Wisdom
A popular form of freestyle whaling music.
Whale 1) "OOugha! HA!"
Person 1) "That whale is doing a nice jizz."