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The most powerful dick kicker ever. Can truly fuck your anal hole.
"It's time to Kick Gum and chew ass... and I'm all out of ass."
- Dick Kickum.
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Pronounced: Jah-bro-nee
Plural: Jabronis
Pronounced: Jah-bro-nee-ss

Definition:
Jabroni is - to me and maybe some others - is a one-size-fits-all insult. Jabroni can be used to insult anyone for anything. They could be a poser, a lame-ass, a d*ck, an asshole, a motherf*cker, really anything.{1} The pluses to using jabroni over more traditional insults such as the ones listed previously are that it's not used often - giving an enriched and more important and potent insult{2} - and that you can use it for anything as said before. If you're teacher is being just a c*nt, call them a jabroni. He/She will not know what that means, and you can tell them it's a positive thing. Meanwhile everyone else knows that someone just straight-up called them a(n) *INSERT INSULT HERE*.{3}

Origin:
The word jabroni is a new-age insult. It's a new word; we've seen it be created. Origin shows usage from WWE wrestling. Where "The Rock" uses jabroni to describe a "jobber". How some discovered it in the form shown here was from the Vinesauce live streams. The song "The End?" by "The Four Jabronis" is linked here.
{1} "Kyle is such a jabroni."
{2} James: "Hey Donald, you're a f*cking dick."
Donald: "Well James, you're a jabroni!"
James: "Uhh..."
{3} Mr. I. C. Weenur: "Alright ya little s*its, you have to do homework over Spring Break. Read chapter 69 then make a 2 page summary with at least 2,000 words."
Ben: "Mr. Weenur, you're a serious jabroni."
Mr. I. C. Weenur: "What's that?!"
Ben: "A good teacher..."
Mr. I. C. Weenur: "Okay."
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Pronounced: Pay-per-boy
Plural: Paperboys
Pronounced: Par-per-boy-ss

Noun:
1) A person who's job is to deliver newspapers to certain households via mailbox or doorstep. This was a usual youth job in the late 20th century. However, it has fallen out of favor due to the fact that cars exist. During the 1970's, 1980's and 1990's, bicycle was the main vehicle of choice for paperboys. Cars are much faster. This and the fact that newspapers are usually found within boxes that contain the newspaper has made the job of being a paperboy quite rare.
2) A game released on several early consoles, early computers, and an arcade machine. The game consists of riding a bicycle and throwing papers at customers. The game was released in arcades, and began to be ported to other systems starting in 1986. Paperboy was ported to the BBC Micro and Acorn Electron (1986), Commodore 64 (1986), Commodore 16 (1986), Amstrad CPC (1986), ZX Spectrum (1986), Apple II (1986), TRS-80 Color Computer (1986), MS-DOS (1988), Apple IIGS (1988), NES/Famicom (1988) (1991, Japan), Game Boy (1990), Game Boy Color (1999), Atari ST (1989), Amiga (1989), Atari Lynx (1990), Sega Master System (1990), Game Gear (1991), and Sega Mega Drive/Genesis (1991) (1992, Japan). The internet celebrity James Rolfe reviewed Paperboy on his 140th episode of his series "Angry Video Game Nerd".
1) I work as a Paperboy part-time for minimum wage.
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Basically a Right-Wing tankie. Defends historically disliked and Fascist nations, denies mass-death caused by regimes of Fascist nations, etc. Will resort to violence to get his way. Kind of respectable in a way.

Called a Siegefag due to their obsession with a book named "Siege" by James Mason. They are commonly seen wearing a Skull Balaclava.
Person 1: "Dude, that guy is like a tankie, but a Nazi."
Person 2: "He's a Siegefag."
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What happens to your muscles after you fap.
Virgin: "Yeah, I've been workin out."
Chad: "Nice virgin gains loser!"
by The Idiot Who Defines Slang. October 28, 2018
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What you do as a tribute towards the dead; usually done either in the military or in modern culture like E-Dubble. Its usage with that last one was due to the game "Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare."
Person 1) "Dude, E-Dubble is dead! D:"
Person 2) "Sheit, well, time to pay respects."
by The Idiot Who Defines Slang. December 24, 2017
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