The Haagimus's definitions

Knoobs

When a woman is so fat that her thigh sags down over the knee like a set of tits.

Dude look at the knoobs on that beast over there. She probably has back boobs too.

by The Haagimus October 23, 2009

Dragon breath

When a guy/girl breathes on you and their breath is so hot it could melt the skin right off of you.

Last night my girl was spooning with me and her dragon breath was making my back sweat like crazy

by The Haagimus October 24, 2009

Cunt Toes

When you have feet so fat your toes are fat and mush together and makes the crevases between look like a cunt.

Holy shit look at that fat ass he's so damn huge he has cunt toes.

by The Haagimus October 16, 2009

Back Boobs

When an individual is so obese that when viewed from the rear the rolls make it look like there is a set of tits on thier back.

I was in wal-mart the other day and I was walking behind a chick so fat she had DD size back boobs.

by The Haagimus October 23, 2009

Dragon breath

When a guy/girl breathes on you and their breath is so hot it could melt the skin right off of you.

Last night my girl was spooning with me and her dragon breath was making my back sweat like crazy

by The Haagimus October 24, 2009