Definitions by The Guy With The Pants
Lurkerbating
"I caught Dylan lurkerbating outside my window while I was looking up porn!"
Cody-You should close your blinds when you do that.
Cody-You should close your blinds when you do that.
Lurkerbating by The Guy With The Pants January 25, 2011
Smooth Criminal
To nonchalantly avoid an argument whether or not it is already occurring by making direct eye contact and leaving the room or area, with a calm stride.
Carol: So I was yelling at Ryan for talking to this girl and that rat bastard pulled a Smooth Criminal!
Shaniqua: Oh no he didn't!!
Carol: Yeah! He looked at me, then he walked right out.
Shaniqua: Oh no he didn't!!
Carol: Yeah! He looked at me, then he walked right out.
Smooth Criminal by The Guy With The Pants January 19, 2011