Definitions by The Gun Penguin

Uppercunt 

Fisting at a higher than recommended velocity. 3 second charge time required.

"I ended it with Jason because he uppercunted me on Saturday."

Uppercunt by The Gun Penguin January 24, 2015

Knobbit 

A penis that is small in both girth and length, but is abnormally hairy.

Apparently, **** has a knobbit

Knobbit by The Gun Penguin December 1, 2014