Definitions by The Grunt

Lgbutchbq

When a bi butch poser bitch gives gonorrhea to her lesbian lover after lying and saying she is only lesbian, but secretly can't get off without a man in her pussy.

Constance, why is my pussy burning? I look like a cottage cheese vendor! My pussy is burning like an LgButchBq! I don't know Bri, I don't like men! You can pee in my mouth if you want.

Lgbutchbq by The Grunt October 21, 2025

Cottage Cheese Vendor 

When a woman has a gooey yeast infection.

Man, I was banging this chicken I picked up at the club and when I pulled out, my dick was covered with white goo and clots. She's a teal Cottage Cheese Vendor! Take that snatch to the gynecologist!

Cottage Cheese Vendor by The Grunt February 27, 2021

Braille Bumps 

The little bumps around a woman's nipples in her areolae.

What are all those little bumps around a girl's nipples in her areolae?
They are Braille Bumps for blind guys, and they say: "Suck Here!"

Braille Bumps by The Grunt September 27, 2017

horsefuckery 

Something utterly ridiculous or bizarre and absurd.

What kind of horsefuckery do we have here?

horsefuckery by The Grunt January 8, 2015