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Something utterly ridiculous or bizarre and absurd.
What kind of horsefuckery do we have here?
by The Grunt January 08, 2015

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The little bumps around a woman's nipples in her areolae.
What are all those little bumps around a girl's nipples in her areolae?
They are Braille Bumps for blind guys, and they say: "Suck Here!"
by The Grunt September 27, 2017

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When a woman has a gooey yeast infection.
Man, I was banging this chicken I picked up at the club and when I pulled out, my dick was covered with white goo and clots. She's a teal Cottage Cheese Vendor! Take that snatch to the gynecologist!
by The Grunt February 27, 2021

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