The Grunt's definitions

Cottage Cheese Vendor

When a woman has a gooey yeast infection.

Man, I was banging this chicken I picked up at the club and when I pulled out, my dick was covered with white goo and clots. She's a teal Cottage Cheese Vendor! Take that snatch to the gynecologist!

by The Grunt February 27, 2021

Braille Bumps

The little bumps around a woman's nipples in her areolae.

What are all those little bumps around a girl's nipples in her areolae?
They are Braille Bumps for blind guys, and they say: "Suck Here!"

by The Grunt September 27, 2017

horsefuckery

Something utterly ridiculous or bizarre and absurd.

What kind of horsefuckery do we have here?

by The Grunt January 8, 2015

Lgbutchbq

When a bi butch poser bitch gives gonorrhea to her lesbian lover after lying and saying she is only lesbian, but secretly can't get off without a man in her pussy.

Constance, why is my pussy burning? I look like a cottage cheese vendor! My pussy is burning like an LgButchBq! I don't know Bri, I don't like men! You can pee in my mouth if you want.

by The Grunt October 21, 2025