4 definitions by The Grand Nasal

baldard-dash

A footrace open exclusively to Baldards. Currently under discussions by the Olympic commitee for inclusion in the 2016 games.

"Did you see that incredible Baldard-Dash yesterday? Patrick Stewart suprised the field beating out Moby and Ving Rhames by a sheen's breadth.G.Gordon Liddy never stood a chance"

by The Grand Nasal October 1, 2007

Baldard

Someone who is bald.

'Hey, look at that baldard over there, he has no hair on his head.'
'I use Rogaine so that I do not become a baldard'
'Larry David is without a doubt the funniest baldard in the world'

by The Grand Nasal August 31, 2007

Porn Browser

Porn Browser - Normally Netscape. A second browser Used exclusively for surfing porn so that you can keep the internet history on your main browser intact.An essential tool for modern life.

'I still have to clear the history on my porn browser so
my wife doesn't find all the perverted shit i've been looking at.'

by The Grand Nasal November 24, 2007

Smidgelet

A unit of measurement equal to 1/10th of a smidgeon, or 1/160th of a teaspoon.

I only put a smidgelet of Polonium in his Chicken Kiev, but it was still enough to kill him.

by The Grand Nasal October 1, 2007