The Grammar Nazi's definitions

skid mark

n. Poo poo stain in the seat of one's underpants.

I don't wipe; I've learned to live with the skid mark.

by The Grammar Nazi December 19, 2001

vault

n. The place you put other people's secrets.

I'll tell you, but you've got to put it in the vault.

That's vaultular information, by the way. Mum's the word!

by The Grammar Nazi December 13, 2001

misspelt

The bad, ugly and otherwise deprecated spelling of "misspelled."

As a lamer, I can tell you it's spelled 'misspelt.'

by The Grammar Nazi March 19, 2001

veepstakes

The process a candidate for president goes through to choose a running mate. It's a portmanteau word combining the colloquial pronunciation of VP as "veep" and sweepstakes.

The winner of the veepstakes is awarded the honor of being trashed in the media for the next 5 months.

A: Who should Obama pick for VP?
B: I sure hope Brian Schweitzer wins the veepstakes!

by The Grammar Nazi June 6, 2008

bragable

adj. Something that is able to be bragged about.

Mark's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty, which is bragable.

by The Grammar Nazi November 4, 2002

chick

n. A girl.

Chick is not necessarily derogatory, however many women find it offensive because of its flippant nature.

Did you see that chick? She waved at me.

by The Grammar Nazi December 3, 2001

shotgun

The front seat of a car which is not the driver's seat.

I called not bitch first, so i get shotgun.

by The Grammar Nazi November 7, 2001