Definitions by The Gentleman Phraser
Painting a Beaver
Not to be confused with beavering paint. The act of applying a fresh coat to a beaver, normally in an up and down motion like using a paintbrush. Tho counter intuitive considering the moist nature of Castor Canadensis, it is believed that the average beaver will enjoy semi regular seeing too. And go out of their way to get painted as often as possible.
Glen - 'what are you up to this weekend simon?'
Simon - 'you know i was thinking of painting a beaver with my tongue'
Simon - 'you know i was thinking of painting a beaver with my tongue'
Painting a Beaver by The Gentleman Phraser October 11, 2019
glossing the front door
Great for people who wants multiple visitors to their front door. Applying a thick coat, as often as needed. Spread evenly for a smooth finish and to cover all crevices.
glossing the front door by The Gentleman Phraser August 7, 2017
Lizoid
The psychopathic business elite whom coincidentally have abnormally large medulla oblongata and display reptilian behaviour. The name is also applied to the world ruling 0.1%. Not to be confused with the reptilian, shape-shifting, pedophile, alien race which ?many? propose and/or theorise exist, but have yet to produce proof of.
Behaviours may include individually moveable eyes, a flicking of the tongue and weird predatory perversions.
Behaviours may include individually moveable eyes, a flicking of the tongue and weird predatory perversions.
Lizoid by The Gentleman Phraser January 13, 2017
Clam Roast
Clam Roast by The Gentleman Phraser January 11, 2017