The Funny Skibidi Froog Man's definitions

America

A continent, A country and A place

Jeffree: I live in America
Me: Which one

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 13, 2023

TF2 medic

The most sexiest man in existence, I'd let him practice experimental medicine on me anyways. 0w0.

Person: I play overwatch
Chad: I play TF2
Person: But there's no wifus in that game
Chad: Check again
Person: Oh my fucking god, TF2 medic is so hot!

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man June 22, 2024

Skibidi

Skibidi is usually joined with the word toilet, to create the word Skibidi-Toilet which is an true crime documentery series based on Shrek, from the movie Shrek 2. The Skibidi Toilet documentery is about this 3 year old braindead kid, who loves wasting their own time watching "content" on youtube. This ofcourse is leagally a warcrime under most definitions.

Yo-Bro this game is so Skibidi! You should try it, you rizzler. Rizzled rizz lord.

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 13, 2023

Free healthcare

Somthing that Americans don't have because the American government is evil. And I'm pretty sure you have to pay, even if the treatment doesn't work. You're literally encoraging doctors to not be very good doctors.

Me:"Man, I love free healthcare"
American:"What's that?"

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023

London

The air turns your lungs into popcorn

Doctor: Sir, have you been smoking.
Guy: No? Why?
Doctor: Your lungs have turned to dust.
Guy: Oh yeah that!
Doctor: You knew?
Guy: Yeah I live in London.
Doctor: Also you have several stab wounds.
Guy: Yeah I live in London.

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man June 22, 2024

American football

A game that has nothing to do with football.

American football is stupid just call it soccer, and call football football, football. If we actually could be bothered to do this, WW3 might never happen.

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023

LankyBox

If you are subscribed to them, you are already too far gone

LankyBox: "HEY GUYS WELCOME TO LANKY BOX" (or some shit like that I aren't braindead enough to watch them)
Me: "Go kill yourself"
LankyBox: "TODAY WE WILL BE WATCHING AMONG-US IN SKIBI"-
Me: Dusts my hands of and puts down the gun

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 13, 2023