Definitions by The Fly
Fabrizio Rodríguez
Fabrizio is the best person in the world that you can meet, he is always there for you, he never disappoints you, when you need him he never fails you, he is perfect, he is the funniest person you can meet, his smile is beautiful, and he should not hide it for fear that they think the opposite is true.
Fabrizio Rodríguez by the fly November 30, 2021
Fabrizio
Fabrizio the best person in the world, he always makes you laugh, although he is almost never available, if you need him he will be there for you, Adam Sandler 2.0, I may have sent you to fuck if you laugh while he eats or if you laugh while he's sleeping, but he's the best friend you can have and has good musical tastes.
schmuckness per pound
A ratio used to measure the degree that someone is a schmuck, based on the amount which they weigh. Useful for comparing two or more schmucks.
"Justin Timberlake and Rush Limbaugh are both schmucks, but Justin Timberlake beats him in schmuckness per pound."
schmuckness per pound by The Fly February 9, 2004