The Fishtankers's definitions

Butters your toast

Similar to 'whatever floats your boat'.

Whatever butters your toast...

by The Fishtankers July 9, 2010

Snosling

A sex position.

When a girl is on all fours reading a magazine and a guy is banging her in the butt and another guy is whispering in her ear.

Edward: Want to snosling?
Bella: Sure. Let me just go get my new Seventeen magainze.
Jacob enters the room

To be contiuned...

by The Fishtankers July 8, 2010

Boobie Bag

It is a fabricated device that holds your bags of funness.

AKA: a Bra

Katy went to Victoria Secret with her white chicks to purchase a whole bunch of boobie bags.

by The Fishtankers July 8, 2010

Phases of Humor

When you hiccup alot.

Heather: why are you hiccuping so much?
Candice: because my phases of humor are acting up.
Heather: i think you should get that checked out. Sounds Serious.
Candice: i'll set an appointment next week.
(next week...)
Dr. Wenis: what brings you in today?
Candice: i have a terrible case of phases of humor.
Dr. Wenis: oh ok. lets get you to take pregnancy test.
Candice: but i havnt had sex, Doctor.
Dr. Wenis: it is just to check your level of calcium in your blood.
Candice: I drink orange juice everyday.
Dr. Wenis: Your results are back, and they say you have cancer of the cotton surrounding your heart.
Candice: Am i going to Die?
Dr. Wenis: No, but your fish will.
Candice: OH SNAP!!!
(The End)

by The Fishtankers July 8, 2010