The Escalade crew's definitions

anal baby

The phomonen of having anal sex with a woman, cumming, and then have the seamen leak from her anus and into her vagina causing her to become pregant and have a baby.

1) You are an anal baby.
2) I thought I had a bastard son, turns out he is an anal baby.

by The Escalade crew September 20, 2006

Pirate

When proceeded with anal sex, the man will spit on his partners back giving the other the illusion that he has come. As the other turns around the man proceeds to shot the cum into his partners eye and then kick them in the knee so they hop around the room on one foot screaming "Arrr! Arrrr!"

1) Last night my boyfirend pirated me.
2) I knew we were meant to be when he gave me my first pirate.
3) A hooker once gave me a free pirate on the house.

by The Escalade crew September 20, 2006

vaginal trap

Upon the premise of a one night stand your partner will afterwards guilt you into a realtionship.

1) All I wanted was to capture her cookie, instead I feel into her vaginal trap.

by The Escalade crew September 20, 2006

The pacman good morning

The act of which, upon another member of the house awakening, jumping on them, placing your butt cheeks between their nose and releasing a large vent of gas.

1) The pacman good morning he ave me smelled an awful bit lke beef and cheese.

by The Escalade crew September 20, 2006

Captain America

When your engaging in intercourse with a girl, releasing your seamen into the condom, removing the condom and then swinging over your head, striking her in the face and then procaliming "JUSTICE!"

1) Last night was my first Captain America.

by The Escalade crew September 20, 2006

S-bomb

After engaging in intercourse with a female, removing the condom and throwing it at her, causing the condom to explode in a mortar-like fashion.

1) That was one big S-bomb.......nasty.

by The Escalade crew September 20, 2006

Fantastic Four

The act of relasing seamen into the nose and ear cavities of a wamen, thus covering all of her fantastic fours.

1) I'll give you 50 bucks to Fantastic Four her.

by The Escalade crew September 20, 2006