9 definitions by The Escalade crew
A sexual role playing scenerio in which you play Conan the barbian and your partner plays America, and in quick fashion you "conquer" her.
by The Escalade crew September 20, 2006
When proceeded with anal sex, the man will spit on his partners back giving the other the illusion that he has come. As the other turns around the man proceeds to shot the cum into his partners eye and then kick them in the knee so they hop around the room on one foot screaming "Arrr! Arrrr!"
1) Last night my boyfirend pirated me.
2) I knew we were meant to be when he gave me my first pirate.
3) A hooker once gave me a free pirate on the house.
2) I knew we were meant to be when he gave me my first pirate.
3) A hooker once gave me a free pirate on the house.
by The Escalade crew September 19, 2006
After engaging in intercourse with a female, removing the condom and throwing it at her, causing the condom to explode in a mortar-like fashion.
by The Escalade crew September 20, 2006
The phomonen of having anal sex with a woman, cumming, and then have the seamen leak from her anus and into her vagina causing her to become pregant and have a baby.
by The Escalade crew September 19, 2006
When your engaging in intercourse with a girl, releasing your seamen into the condom, removing the condom and then swinging over your head, striking her in the face and then procaliming "JUSTICE!"
1) Last night was my first Captain America.
by The Escalade crew September 20, 2006
The act of which, upon another member of the house awakening, jumping on them, placing your butt cheeks between their nose and releasing a large vent of gas.
by The Escalade crew September 20, 2006
by The Escalade crew September 20, 2006