Definitions by The Eagle Bear

scrottage pie 

When your scrotum area is so hot that it sticks to your legs. Thighs, groin and underwear join to form a twisted, inflamed fandango that is so wretched that you have to reach down and yank it.

Does any one want a slice of scrottage pie?
Use what u want but put back the pie.

scrottage pie by The Eagle Bear January 9, 2014

Procrastobating 

When you should be doing something important but masturbate instead. Figuratively or otherwise. Procrastobation

I was procrastobating and missed my son's Christening Procrastobator

Procrastobating by The Eagle Bear October 3, 2013