The Dwagonborn's definitions

Sammy

A cat that has no eyes. Usually torn out by a woman mad that he wanted some pocket sand

"That cat is a Sammy." "Aw that's sad."

by The Dwagonborn May 16, 2018

Wet Cheeto

Donald Trump's penis.

"I saw the wet cheeto"

by The Dwagonborn January 26, 2018

Dead Milk

Semen that doesn't make babies.

"He put his dead milk in me."

by The Dwagonborn January 26, 2018