The Dude Abides 's definitions

Gerb

verb - while physically a grown man, you're far more likely to state the obvious as a child would. Also apt to make pollyanna religious statements.

retard

- um, the sun is really bright and hurts my eyes. Shut up, Gerb.
- um, isn't this a really beautiful day god has given us today?

by the Dude abides August 20, 2014

pajama zombies

The hordes of midday shoppers at various stores like walmart who are wearing their pajamas and wondering around endlessly, seemingly doing nothing.

We need to get to the store before 10am before the Pajama Zombies starting showing up.

by The Dude Abides April 18, 2015

white russian

A tasty beverage which contains Vodka, Caluha and either milk or cream. Though cream is SHIT, and makes you puke.

WARNING: do not cycle after drinking 10 of these!!!

This WHITE RUSSIAN tastes like chocolate milk.

by THE DUDE ABIDES November 1, 2003

Wet Stamp

The act of "stamping" and individual with the wet tip of one's penis (usually due to a mix of semen and vaginal secretions), preferably on the forehead. Similar to a mushroom stamp only juicer and more degrading.

"What happened last night? I feel terrible and there's some sort of funky residue on my face. Did somebody give me a Wet Stamp?

by the dude abides April 30, 2012