The Door Guy's definitions

Asshat

When a woman ass is so fine...you would proudly wear it as a hat

Honey....u are so fine, I want to wear your ass as a hat.....love me some asshat !!!

by The Door Guy July 10, 2010

vagomacha

When a woman is so fat, her stomach runs from below her breasts all the way down to her vagina. Totally vanishing any waistline. Similar to the FUPA but much....much larger.

Oh my LORD.....that woman was so damn fat she had a vagomacha. That explains the suspenders !!!!!

by The Door Guy July 9, 2010