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Definitions by The Don

Synonym for something that looks fairly decent but sucks ass when you try to use it.
Man, that eco-car four-banger car you bought is really XP, bro.
XP by The DON October 16, 2002
1. First On Recall Day
2. Fix Or Repair Daily

(Adj.) A piece of garbage
Man, that Packard Bell computer is so Ford!
Ford by The DON October 16, 2002

devil dog 

A member of the US Marines often used in friendly conversation
Hey, bro, you a devil dawg too?
devil dog by The DON October 16, 2002
(Street slang, more common in the South) A pound of marijuana (mary jane, pot, whatever)
Dude, catch this buzz, the cat on 52nd street, he sells elbows for a song
elbow by The DON October 4, 2002

democracy 

A system in which anyone is free to vote for whomever they want, at which point the winner of said election sells out to any number of whacko special interest groups including environmentalists, unions, and prisoners.
Democracy is great when it works; unfortunately, most politicians don't.
democracy by The DON October 2, 2002