The Doctor's definitions

Ja-Moke

A regular no-frills guy, not stupid, not smart, not handsome, not ugly.

He's just a Ja-Moke.

by The Doctor October 1, 2004

pig's ear

cockney rhyming slang meaning 'beer'.

"let's go down the rub-a-dub and have a pint of cold pig's ear."

by The Doctor October 21, 2004

deep throat

1. Performing fellatio by relaxing the back of the throat to avoid the gag reflex, resulting in deeper penetration of the penis.
2. Title of an XXX movie starring Linda Lovelace which centered on this method of performing fellatio.
3. Name given to an informant, believed to be high in government circles, who helped WASHINGTON POST reporters Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in their investigation of the famous Watergate case which ultimately resulted in the resignation of Richard Nixon as President of the United States.

"When she performed deep throat on me, it made me forget all other blowjobs."

"I haven't been able to watch 'Deep Throat' since I found out that Linda Lovelace was performing under the threat of a gun by her so-called boyfriend."

"Carl and Bob promised not to release their informant's identity, so they called him Deep Throat."

by The Doctor September 28, 2004

beaver barrier

A roll of fat on a woman that hangs low and protects the beaver from outside forces.

Hey, check out that girl; she's got a beaver barrier.

by The Doctor March 28, 2003

Fack

How Valentino Rossi, the current three time MotoGP motorcycle champion from Italy says the word fuck.

His quote, "the first time I rode the 500, FACK!"

by The Doctor February 22, 2005

pocket pool

To stick your hand in your pocket and scratch your balls.

"Hey, man, that girl's lookin' at you -- you better stop playin' pocket pool!"

by The Doctor December 12, 2004

fagged

A term meaning tired or exhausted.

I'm completely fagged after walking five miles!

by The Doctor September 27, 2004