Definitions by The District

Fassassin 

A person that seemingly stalks and lives to write comments trashing or making fun of items you post on Facebook. This includes a buddy that will twist the post to bring up embarrassing situations about you.

Post: "Just had a great dinner at a new French restaurant."

Comment: "Was it like that time you took that chick you met on the internet to dinner and brought her home only to find out it was a transvestite?"

Reply: "Dude, don't be a fassassin."

Fassassin by The District July 18, 2009

marble-box 

Colored lights on the top of a police car.

I knew I was being pulled over when the cop turned on the marble-box.

marble-box by The District May 3, 2008

zip 

To say that a girl is hot or that you would have sex with her.

Dude, check out that blond over there, zip!

zip by The District August 14, 2007

douche quivers 

The quivering effect that a woman can get during an orgasm which is similar to the effect that can happen when douching.

I gave that chick the douche quivers three times last night.

douche quivers by The District August 11, 2007