The Dew Hag's definitions

Hagfish

A Hagfish is what occurs when a man ejects semen onto his penis and goes limp.

I was having sex the other day, when I finished, I went limp right after and saw my Hagfish dripping.

by The Dew Hag July 14, 2017

Junkdew

Junkdew is what happens when a man has a boner in his underwear and then ejaculates into them.

I was just laying there with a boner when I suddenly made Junkdew in my underwear!

by The Dew Hag July 14, 2017

Bonèt

A French boner

I saw this guy from France the other day, when I noticed he had a Bonèt I almost died laughing right in public!

by The Dew Hag July 14, 2017