The Depressed Llama's definitions

Candy Dish

a candy dish is another way of saying "grandmothers' vagina"

"I wanna put my dick in yo grandmas candy dish"

by The Depressed Llama June 5, 2018

sadsturbating

sad-stur-bae-shun verb to masturbate out of pure sadness

"i was up all night sadsturbating cause I my gf left me"

by The Depressed Llama May 29, 2018

memedown

when you and a friend have a friendly meme sending chat

"me and matt had a memedown last night" "who won the memedown last night?"

by The Depressed Llama May 29, 2018

2 guys 1 food

when two people stare at eachother or fight over who will have the last chip/donut/pizza roll

"me and tom had a 2 guys 1 food thing last night"

by The Depressed Llama May 29, 2018