3 definitions by The Demoralizer

a very large penis, typically belonging to a member of the african persuasion
I stuck my kango in his eye socket.
by The Demoralizer November 7, 2007
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If I buy her dinner tonight, she will be seeing the wrangler, please believe.
by The Demoralizer April 28, 2009
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Untouchably badass. The most extreme version of dick-hard.
Damn, son son! These pies are dick-missile!
by The Demoralizer December 3, 2007
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