3 definitions by The Decoy Gay
Inquisitive man: Why are you masturbating?
Wanker: Because I'm stressed out, I just saw a picture of Jessica Alba, I have an errection, there's an erotic song playing, I'm feeling horny, I haven't had a wank in three days, I haven't got much else to do, no one else is in the house excpet you (why are you still here by the way?!), and I would like to relax and feel wanking is the best option for this
Inquisitive man: So you want to wank for NINE different reasons?
Wanker: Oh and I lost my keys so I want a wank
(Interuption)Conclusive man: You're having a tenfold bash!!
Wanker: Am I? I thought a tenfold bash was wanking ten times in one day?
Conclusive man: No, no. That's defintion one of the same term, the secondary definiton is to wank for ten different reasons, as in Wanker's case today.
Wanker: Because I'm stressed out, I just saw a picture of Jessica Alba, I have an errection, there's an erotic song playing, I'm feeling horny, I haven't had a wank in three days, I haven't got much else to do, no one else is in the house excpet you (why are you still here by the way?!), and I would like to relax and feel wanking is the best option for this
Inquisitive man: So you want to wank for NINE different reasons?
Wanker: Oh and I lost my keys so I want a wank
(Interuption)Conclusive man: You're having a tenfold bash!!
Wanker: Am I? I thought a tenfold bash was wanking ten times in one day?
Conclusive man: No, no. That's defintion one of the same term, the secondary definiton is to wank for ten different reasons, as in Wanker's case today.
by The Decoy Gay August 9, 2006
Barry: Wow, I'm full as fuck, that nine course meal was too much for me
Jimm: Yeh that's true, but shall I just get sum Spaghetti?
Barry: WTF! You Matzerilla
Chin Yang Shei: I think Jimmy has a point tho
Barry: You chink!
Chin: That was uncalled for, but hey shall I go and get out my pot of bolagnase?
Barry: Matzerillas the lot of you!
Jimm: Yeh that's true, but shall I just get sum Spaghetti?
Barry: WTF! You Matzerilla
Chin Yang Shei: I think Jimmy has a point tho
Barry: You chink!
Chin: That was uncalled for, but hey shall I go and get out my pot of bolagnase?
Barry: Matzerillas the lot of you!
by The Decoy Gay August 9, 2006
'Qualifications' which are only good in proving that you are a cunt. Word derived from Certificate and Cunt, obviously.
Billy: Dad! Dad, I got that GNVQ in Bussiness Studies, that I spent the last two years trying to obtain
Billie's Sickened Father: Right. Shall I put it up on the wall with the half GCSE in Plantology, or next to your degree in Internet Reuters and Their Signals? Yet another cuntificate you've come home with. Boy, I'm dissapointed in you.
Billie's Sickened Father: Right. Shall I put it up on the wall with the half GCSE in Plantology, or next to your degree in Internet Reuters and Their Signals? Yet another cuntificate you've come home with. Boy, I'm dissapointed in you.
by The Decoy Gay August 9, 2006