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The drink that pushes you over the edge from tipsy-but-in-control to you're-screwed-tomorrow.
by The Commodore October 16, 2008
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A set date between an individual and subscription based Internet pornography; can be preceded by dinner and drinks.
A set date between an individual and subscription based Internet pornography; can be preceded by dinner and drinks.
by The Commodore July 20, 2007
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Guy 2: Get the fuck out of here. We are no longer roommates.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: That's it. (Shoots Guy 1)
Guy 2: Get the fuck out of here. We are no longer roommates.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: That's it. (Shoots Guy 1)
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1)A very unattractive female.
2)A slang term for 'moose' in parts of New England and Canada.
3)A person at a party whose alcoholism and self-loathing climax in a rampage of solo mosh dancing, belligerent taunts, and a thin veneer of sweat, saliva, and vomit.
1)A very unattractive female.
2)A slang term for 'moose' in parts of New England and Canada.
3)A person at a party whose alcoholism and self-loathing climax in a rampage of solo mosh dancing, belligerent taunts, and a thin veneer of sweat, saliva, and vomit.
1) John tried to fix me up with a his swamp donkey cousin, I was drunk and desperate enough yet smart enough to do it Coyote Style.
2) I decided to ignore the swamp donkey crossing sign during their mating season... the Abercrombie beast climbed on top of my car and wrecked it with humping motions.
3)Sorry I was such a swamp donkey last night, but could you please bail me out of jail?
2) I decided to ignore the swamp donkey crossing sign during their mating season... the Abercrombie beast climbed on top of my car and wrecked it with humping motions.
3)Sorry I was such a swamp donkey last night, but could you please bail me out of jail?
by The Commodore July 20, 2007
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by The Commodore October 16, 2008
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A tits-to-toenails full-body hug that lingers a bit too long,hinting at latent sexual attraction, extreme perversion, or some combination of the two.
A tits-to-toenails full-body hug that lingers a bit too long,hinting at latent sexual attraction, extreme perversion, or some combination of the two.
Ugh, I just got the slow roast from Father O'Malley.
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We talked all night, and she seemed into me, so i slow-raosted Bart's mom.
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We talked all night, and she seemed into me, so i slow-raosted Bart's mom.
by The Commodore July 20, 2007
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So I tried to help Sam get over his cheating girlfriend. But after he knocked back a couple of beers, he got all bromantic and attempted to hug me.
by The Commodore October 16, 2008
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