The drink that pushes you over the edge from tipsy-but-in-control to you're-screwed-tomorrow.
by The Commodore October 16, 2008
Get the pint of no returnmug. v.
A contemporary style of dance where emaciated suburbanites with mood disorders sway back and forth to music that sounds like a billy goat doing a poetry reading over a funeral dirge.
A contemporary style of dance where emaciated suburbanites with mood disorders sway back and forth to music that sounds like a billy goat doing a poetry reading over a funeral dirge.
I swear to Flying Spaghetti Monster, the next guy I see emowobble to Bright Eyes is going to get a mouthful of angry.
by The Commodore July 20, 2007
Get the emowobblemug. A swordsman whose unrivaled powers of seduction have elevated him to near-mythic status among his friends.
Nate scored last night at the club, which is, like, his third hookup this week. Dude is a straight-up trim reaper.
by The Commodore October 16, 2008
Get the trim reapermug. n
1)A very unattractive female.
2)A slang term for 'moose' in parts of New England and Canada.
3)A person at a party whose alcoholism and self-loathing climax in a rampage of solo mosh dancing, belligerent taunts, and a thin veneer of sweat, saliva, and vomit.
1)A very unattractive female.
2)A slang term for 'moose' in parts of New England and Canada.
3)A person at a party whose alcoholism and self-loathing climax in a rampage of solo mosh dancing, belligerent taunts, and a thin veneer of sweat, saliva, and vomit.
1) John tried to fix me up with a his swamp donkey cousin, I was drunk and desperate enough yet smart enough to do it Coyote Style.
2) I decided to ignore the swamp donkey crossing sign during their mating season... the Abercrombie beast climbed on top of my car and wrecked it with humping motions.
3)Sorry I was such a swamp donkey last night, but could you please bail me out of jail?
2) I decided to ignore the swamp donkey crossing sign during their mating season... the Abercrombie beast climbed on top of my car and wrecked it with humping motions.
3)Sorry I was such a swamp donkey last night, but could you please bail me out of jail?
by The Commodore July 20, 2007
Get the swamp donkeymug. I was Porky Pigging around the apartment because it was hot and I chafe easily. My roommate walked in - I still can't shake the look in his eyes.
by The Commodore October 16, 2008
Get the Porky Piggingmug. When the chick you're seeing on the side leaves her underwear in the covers, creating a potential hazard.
by The Commodore October 16, 2008
Get the bed minemug. (sweater over fat ass)
Article of clothing a woman ties around her waist to conceal her corpulent buttocks.
Article of clothing a woman ties around her waist to conceal her corpulent buttocks.
by The Commodore October 17, 2008
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