Guy 1: Let's watch tru TV!
Guy 2: Get the fuck out of here. We are no longer roommates.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: That's it. (Shoots Guy 1)
Guy 2: Get the fuck out of here. We are no longer roommates.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: That's it. (Shoots Guy 1)
by the commodore January 07, 2014

The suspicion that your girlfriend isn't really having her period and just wants an excuse to be a bitch.
by The Commodore October 17, 2008

(sweater over fat ass)
Article of clothing a woman ties around her waist to conceal her corpulent buttocks.
Article of clothing a woman ties around her waist to conceal her corpulent buttocks.
by The Commodore October 17, 2008

by The Commodore October 16, 2008

Stand for ( just jizz january) it’s a form of redemption for the people who didn’t perform good in DDD ( destroy dick december)
teddy: man DDD was hard pun intended i couldn’t finish it
willy : don’t sweat it man you have a second chance in JJJ
teddy : what’s JJJ
willy : just jizz january
willy : don’t sweat it man you have a second chance in JJJ
teddy : what’s JJJ
willy : just jizz january
by the commodore January 02, 2021

A person who is particularly deft at tracking down and helping acquire illicit, substances, especially marijuana. Note: He's not a drug dealer, but rather makes the connection between buyer and seller.
by The Commodore October 16, 2008

n.
A tits-to-toenails full-body hug that lingers a bit too long,hinting at latent sexual attraction, extreme perversion, or some combination of the two.
A tits-to-toenails full-body hug that lingers a bit too long,hinting at latent sexual attraction, extreme perversion, or some combination of the two.
Ugh, I just got the slow roast from Father O'Malley.
v.
We talked all night, and she seemed into me, so i slow-raosted Bart's mom.
v.
We talked all night, and she seemed into me, so i slow-raosted Bart's mom.
by The Commodore July 20, 2007
