tru tv

The absolute worst channel of all time. Blatantly rips off already terrible shows like Pawn Stars.
Guy 1: Let's watch tru TV!
Guy 2: Get the fuck out of here. We are no longer roommates.

Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: That's it. (Shoots Guy 1)
by the commodore January 07, 2014
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rag tag

The suspicion that your girlfriend isn't really having her period and just wants an excuse to be a bitch.
I could have sworn she just had her period last week. She's playing rag tag, man.
by The Commodore October 17, 2008
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S.O.F.A.

(sweater over fat ass)
Article of clothing a woman ties around her waist to conceal her corpulent buttocks.
I thought she was fly until she took off her S.O.F.A. when she got hot.
by The Commodore October 17, 2008
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hit the girlfriend button

Pausing an Xbox or PS2 game because your significant other wants to chat.
She said, 'We need to talk,' so I hit the girlfriend button and took a timeout from Madden.
by The Commodore October 16, 2008
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JJJ

Stand for ( just jizz january) it’s a form of redemption for the people who didn’t perform good in DDD ( destroy dick december)
teddy: man DDD was hard pun intended i couldn’t finish it

willy : don’t sweat it man you have a second chance in JJJ

teddy : what’s JJJ

willy : just jizz january
by the commodore January 02, 2021
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bud hound

A person who is particularly deft at tracking down and helping acquire illicit, substances, especially marijuana. Note: He's not a drug dealer, but rather makes the connection between buyer and seller.
I ran out of weed on Friday night, but this bud hound I know came through in a pinch.
by The Commodore October 16, 2008
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slow roast

n.

A tits-to-toenails full-body hug that lingers a bit too long,hinting at latent sexual attraction, extreme perversion, or some combination of the two.
Ugh, I just got the slow roast from Father O'Malley.

v.

We talked all night, and she seemed into me, so i slow-raosted Bart's mom.
by The Commodore July 20, 2007
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