The Chronic Method's definitions

Pedophile

Whacking off in the bleachers of a modified girls volleyball game.

Kevin: Did you see Jim at the game yesterday?
Steve: Yeah he is such a pedophile!

by The Chronic Method May 19, 2016

Chronic Method

A method for talking to bitches in a dirty way using sophisticated terms.

Ryan: I asked Jazmine if I could make the beast with two backs and she said yes.
Wade: Bro I told you the Chronic Method never fails.

by The Chronic Method May 18, 2016

Lawnmower

When you're so pissed at someone that you bend them over and you put your hand through their legs and grope their whole ballsack and pull it back like you're starting a lawnmower.

Jack took my phone so I couldn't control myself and had to lawnmower him.

by The Chronic Method May 17, 2016