Definitions by The Capn

Textlationship

Having a relationship in your own voice in your own head but somebody else's words being reiterated by someone else.

A textlationship of the derp derp derp derp derppppp.

Textlationship by The capn June 7, 2018

Snotherin 

The act of gettin yo ratchet ass feels all over my outer shell.

Bitch quit snotherin me.

Snotherin by The capn March 2, 2018

the bongjob 

taking a bong hit off a girls back while getting a blowjob then lifting her head up and blowing the smoke in her face.

I got the bongjob then i ate some good waffles

the bongjob by The capn November 20, 2014

Bedsheet sub

Bedsheet sub: a term used to describe a over sized and over active organ of the genitals.

I felt the presence of a bedsheet sub crashing against the coast in search of Haven.

Bedsheet sub by The capn April 28, 2014

badong 

A combo of bad and wrong

People who kill are badong

badong by The Capn December 31, 2007