The Capn's definitions

Textlationship

Having a relationship in your own voice in your own head but somebody else's words being reiterated by someone else.

A textlationship of the derp derp derp derp derppppp.

by The capn June 7, 2018

Snotherin

The act of gettin yo ratchet ass feels all over my outer shell.

Bitch quit snotherin me.

by The capn March 2, 2018

Bedsheet sub

Bedsheet sub: a term used to describe a over sized and over active organ of the genitals.

I felt the presence of a bedsheet sub crashing against the coast in search of Haven.

by The capn April 28, 2014

badong

A combo of bad and wrong

People who kill are badong

by The Capn December 31, 2007

the bongjob

taking a bong hit off a girls back while getting a blowjob then lifting her head up and blowing the smoke in her face.

I got the bongjob then i ate some good waffles

by The capn November 20, 2014