The Blasstard's definitions

Russian Gasmask

Similar to an Iranian Gasmask, except the penis is inserted into the "wearer's" mouth, instead of the balls

Man, they might not know how to ice skate, but they sure do make good gasmasks.

or

Baby, I feel our love needs to be taken to the next level, so please let me give you a Russian Gasmask.

by The Blasstard June 11, 2006

El Salvadorian Snorkel

The Russian Gasmask performed with a severely crooked dong

Matt tried to give the Russian Gasmask to Sally, but he's so god damn crooked he gave her the El Salvadorian snorkel instead.

by The Blasstard June 11, 2006