The Birdwatcher's definitions

bald eagle

a prepubecent girl, having no hair on the genital region

That 12 year old is a bald eagle.

by The Birdwatcher March 23, 2003

lacrostitutes

a fiesty female chasing lacross players after games. aka a jersey chaser

Our cheerleaders are a bunch of fat and ugly lacrostitutes.

by The Birdwatcher March 23, 2003

speed bump

while getting road head, the man swirves to hit the curb on purpose, causing the woman to chock on the penis

I was getting road head from this girl and I totally speed bumped her.

by The Birdwatcher March 24, 2003

pedofellatio

making a bald eagle give you a blow job, recieving fellatio in a pedophilistic fashion

Your 10 year old sister gave me pedofellatio.

by The Birdwatcher March 24, 2003