The Big Toast's definitions

Wizard Music

A very funny cards against humanity card.

A gateway to arson: Wizard Music

by The Big Toast January 11, 2022

pumpkermelon

A watermelon filled with pumpkin insides.

Mark cut open the watermelon expecting a delicious meal, instead he was surprised to find pumpkin on the inside. For he had accidentally purchased a pumpkermelon.

by The Big Toast October 13, 2020

zero-g snow

When a man ejaculates in space and let’s the resulting semen float around in the air for a while.

Captain Jack ejaculated into the crew sleeping area, allowing the rest of the crew to wake up to some zero-g snow.

by The Big Toast October 11, 2020

playing with the closet door

When someone purposefully leaves their sexual orientation ambiguous while near consistently acting like they’re about to come out as something other than straight to their friends or family.

“Damn, Sam keeps playing with the closet door. I cant tell if she’s straight, bi, pan or what! I’ve tried asking but she always dodges the question.”

by The Big Toast October 11, 2020

Knifing

When two, one legged women, scissor.

Both Marissa and her partner Quebec were involved in an IED explosion. Now back at home in Vermont, they spend all their time knifing.

by The Big Toast October 11, 2020

Marginalized Sexting

When an individual tries to send nudes, partial nudes, or otherwise scandalous photos to another individual though their sexual advances are thwarted due to discrimination based off arbitrary factors.

“Damn my boy really caught up in that marginalized sexting. Too bad that chick he was trying to get with was a racist.”

by The Big Toast October 11, 2020

April 30 2002

A day, in which will live in infamy

“You guys remember what happened April 30 2002 right?”
“No.”
“Dear God”

by The Big Toast October 11, 2020