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by The Big Toast January 11, 2022
Get the Wizard Music mug.Mark cut open the watermelon expecting a delicious meal, instead he was surprised to find pumpkin on the inside. For he had accidentally purchased a pumpkermelon.
by The Big Toast October 13, 2020
Get the pumpkermelon mug.Captain Jack ejaculated into the crew sleeping area, allowing the rest of the crew to wake up to some zero-g snow.
by The Big Toast October 11, 2020
Get the zero-g snow mug.When someone purposefully leaves their sexual orientation ambiguous while near consistently acting like they’re about to come out as something other than straight to their friends or family.
“Damn, Sam keeps playing with the closet door. I cant tell if she’s straight, bi, pan or what! I’ve tried asking but she always dodges the question.”
by The Big Toast October 11, 2020
Get the playing with the closet door mug.Both Marissa and her partner Quebec were involved in an IED explosion. Now back at home in Vermont, they spend all their time knifing.
by The Big Toast October 11, 2020
Get the Knifing mug.When an individual tries to send nudes, partial nudes, or otherwise scandalous photos to another individual though their sexual advances are thwarted due to discrimination based off arbitrary factors.
“Damn my boy really caught up in that marginalized sexting. Too bad that chick he was trying to get with was a racist.”
by The Big Toast October 11, 2020
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