regular joe

The most basic of fat middle aged men acting as boring as possible but is still worth having as a friend.

He's a boring regular Joe but he's still my friend.

by The Big Thicc August 12, 2019

penile drought

When someone hasnt had their penis sucked in a few months and knows that's a problem

I need a girlfriend because I'm suffering from penile drought

by The Big Thicc August 14, 2019

Sideways for pleasure, straight for results

A way of easily finding your friend in a crowd by simply yelling to your hommie starting this phrase and having your bro complete the phrase. This can be used as a greeting, goodbye, or just a leisurely shout out when in a crowd.

Hey Jake!
Hey Alfonso, remember man, sideways for pleasure, straight for results! See ya later.

by The Big Thicc August 11, 2019

mental masturbating

When someone gets turned on with only the images the person thinks of in their head.

By the look of their face, I can tell they're currently mental masturbating.

by The Big Thicc August 14, 2019

Big Ass Man Pigeon

Its street terms for a sketchy acting ostrich

When going to the zoo, don't go near them big ass man pigeons.

by The Big Thicc September 18, 2019

Gay in 3-D

When someone is forced to experience a gay situation in more ways than they would expect.

I thought it was gonna be a fun night with the boys, but not only did he slap my ass, he made me experience gay in 3-D by moaning right after it.

by The Big Thicc October 06, 2019

itchy coochie

a type of coochie that really needs to be scratched by a penis.

Babe, get over here. I've got an itchy coochie and I need you to scratch.

by The Big Thicc September 11, 2019