4 definitions by The Beave

Salty Vag

Referring to or in reference of a Vagina that has a salty or sweaty flavour or essence.

Damn dude, I can't wait to get some salty vag after that chick gets done on the starmaster.

by The Beave February 15, 2005

carmel apple

When you take your sweaty balls by the sack, forming an apple, and placing them on someones shoulder or forehead in an aggressive manner.

I just gave gavin a carmel apple.

by The Beave September 21, 2004

Fat Ankle Night

1. The period between sunset and sunrise, especially the hours of darkness when the boys collaborate together and designate the night as a mission night:

a. To find the absolute fattest girl;
b. To convince her to accompany them home; and,
c. To fuck her ass like she has never been fucked before.

Once the evening is over, the boys get together and compare their notes, the one within the group who has banged the fattest girl wins the mission.

2. A time or condition marked or designated by the fellas for the mission of banging the fattest
whale in sight, marked by her ginormous ankles.

3. Of or relating to the Fat Ankle Night: the Fat Ankle Night's weighty bar tab.

4. This period set aside for a specific purpose: Fellas' Fat Ankle Night at the bar.

Josh Perdue was a regular winner of the fella's Fat Ankle Night, as he was used to banging fat chicks anyway.

by The Beave February 15, 2005

Pissy Drummer

Of or relating to a drunk chick that wandered into a dark room and mistaked the floor tom of a drum set for a toilet.

I can't believe Josh Perdue fingered that Pissy Drummer right after she pissed on his drumset. She was so fat!

by The Beave February 15, 2005